『Ah! Ah,♡ Rub me there! Yes! Cumming! I’m cumming!』
「「「……」」」
Two days later.
We had a watch party in Arman’s room, the deepest part of the dungeon.
After all, this is the first world’s video recording magic. Curious about the test. Yael came over and rolled her eyes at the sex tape shown on the screen.
『Hmm, it’s great to see a beauty getting messed up on screen, but seeing an old man in the background feels off. Takumi, can you turn invisible?』
「I can’t! What do you think I am?」
『Also, knowing the people on screen is just sad. Honestly, we should cut out the panting voice from the old man there』
「I can’t retort to that one」
No old man would get excited seeing their own face cumming.
Actually, Takumi also wanted to edit out his presence from the video.
「In my world, these small devices are placed all over. Like, you hold them while having sex」
『I see. So there’s no need to look at the dirty face! Hmm! Takumi’s world is advanced. Your visual culture is developed…』
Arman groans learning the existence of POV videos.
Then, Yael finally blows up.
「Are you both idiots!!! T-This is the first use of this magic in this world! This will change history! And yet, the first thing you recorded…of all things!! Is a perverted scene?! Are you kidding me?!」
「What are you talking about? In my world, this technology became popular through pornography」
『Yes, that’s right. Why would you not use such a revolutionary technology in a sexual way?』
The two old men had eyes sparkling like little boys.
Yael didn’t respond, but instead smashed the device’s magic stone.
「Aaaah! The record of love between Helena-chan and me!」
「That’s not something you should devote towards!」
『It’s a memorable record of the world’s first use of this magic! Yael, do you have no respect for learning magic?』
「Why do you make it sound like I’m the wrong one here you perverts!」
Arman tried to change the flow but got silenced by a good argument.
It’s even more annoying to see a beautiful blonde girl looking down, trying to make you remorseful.
「Still, this is based on the “Mirror of Distant View” correct? Isn’t that a top-secret, or rather, a forbidden technique? Arman, just how do you know about this?」
『Hmm? I’m a wraith, remember? Let’s say that late at night, sneaking in, peeking…get it?』
「H-He’s right here officer! There’s the criminal!」
『Still, it’s a silly reason why they kept this magic a secret. It’s said that some noble sent a mirror to a beautiful countess as a present, and she spent her evenings looking at the mirror and having sex in front of it』
「「……」」
「I heard similar stories in my world too. Humans sure think the same.」
『The world may be different, but the human heart stays the same』
The two pretend to have it settled, trying to sympathize on a level transcending the world.
Yael is getting confused, wondering if it was grandiose or trivial.
「Still, they found out?」
『Of course. That woman was also often picking and changing lovers. It just happened that a powerful wizard as also added into them. The mirror was leaking magic, so it was discovered』
「Oh…」
『It’s a stupid story, the noble was stoned as a peeping baron and lived a lonely life after that』
「As expected, old men have no human rights」
The two mutter and think about the one no longer with them.
「No, he got what he deserved. It’s all his fault!』
『But, his sacrifice won’t be in vain! I’ll use this magic to record all the lewd scenes in this dungeon and entertain myself!』
「I see! Let’s carry his legacy! Let’s take photos of slimes melting clothes and tentacles tickling women’s crotch!」
「You guys are so full of shit. But the real issue here is that it would be super suspicious of there were mirrors all over the dungeon. This isn’t a clothing store you know」
「『Ah』」
The two old men looked at each other.
Thinking of resolution, relief–Takumi recovered in seconds.
「Not yet, we’re not done! Arman! In my world, we don’t use mirrors, we use lenses to collect and converge the light.」
『What? I see. So that’s the principle. I knew Takumi’s world was advanced…』
「I really wish you’d stop being this half-baked man」
The men discuss the principles of the camera while drawing on the table.
These crude yet competent old men are much worse than ordinary bad old men. Yael gained another useless piece of knowledge.
33 Effort 99% and Pervy Thoughts 1%
『Ah! Ah♡ Rub me there! Yes! Cumming! I’m cumming!』
「「「……」」」
Two days later.
We had a watch party in Arman’s room, the deepest part of the dungeon.
After all, this is the first world’s video recording magic. Curious about the test. Yael came over and rolled her eyes at the sex tape shown on the screen.
『Hmm, it’s great to see a beauty getting messed up on screen, but seeing an old man in the background feels off. Takumi, can you turn invisible?』
「I can’t! What do you think I am?」
『Also, knowing the people on screen is just sad. Honestly, we should cut out the panting voice from the old man there』
「I can’t retort to that one」
No old man would get excited seeing their own face cumming.
Actually, Takumi also wanted to edit out his presence from the video.
「In my world, these small devices are placed all over. Like, you hold them while having sex」
『I see. So there’s no need to look at the dirty face! Hmm! Takumi’s world is advanced. Your visual culture is developed…』
Arman groans learning the existence of POV videos.
Then, Yael finally blows up.
「Are you both idiots!!! T-This is the first use of this magic in this world! This will change history! And yet, the first thing you recorded…of all things!! Is a perverted scene?! Are you kidding me?!」
「What are you talking about? In my world, this technology became popular through pornography」
『Yes, that’s right. Why would you not use such a revolutionary technology in a sexual way?』
The two old men had eyes sparkling like little boys.
Yael didn’t respond, but instead smashed the device’s magic stone.
「Aaaah! The record of love between Helena-chan and me!」
「That’s not something you should devote towards!」
『It’s a memorable record of the world’s first use of this magic! Yael, do you have no respect for learning magic?』
「Why do you make it sound like I’m the wrong one here you pervert!」
Arman tried to change the flow but got silenced by a good argument.
It’s even more annoying to see a beautiful blonde girl looking down, trying to make you remorseful.
「Still, this is based on the “Mirror of Distant View” correct? Isn’t that a top-secret, or rather, a forbidden technique? Arman, just how do you know about this?」
『Hmm? I’m a wraith, remember? Let’s say that late at night, sneaking in, peeking…get it?』
「H-He’s right here officer! There’s the criminal!」
『Still, it’s a silly reason why they kept this magic a secret. It’s said that some noble sent a mirror to a beautiful countess as a present, and she spent her evenings looking at the mirror and having sex in front of it』
「「……」」
「I heard similar stories in my world too. Humans sure think the same.」
『The world may be different, but the human heart stays the same』
The two pretend to have it settled, trying to sympathize on a level transcending the world.
Yael is getting confused, wondering if it was grandiose or trivial.
「Still, they found out?」
『Of course. That woman was also often picking and changing lovers. It just happened that a powerful wizard was also added to them. The mirror was leaking magic, so it was discovered』
「Oh…」
『It’s a stupid story, the noble was stoned as a peeping baron and lived a lonely life after that』
「As expected, old men have no human rights」
The two mutter and think about the one no longer with them.
「No, he got what he deserved. It’s all his fault!』
『But, his sacrifice won’t be in vain! I’ll use this magic to record all the lewd scenes in this dungeon and entertain myself!』
「I see! Let’s carry his legacy! Let’s take photos of slimes melting clothes and tentacles tickling women’s crotch!」
「You guys are so full of shit. But the real issue here is that it would be super suspicious if there were mirrors all over the dungeon. This isn’t a clothing store you know」
「『Ah』」
The two old men looked at each other.
Thinking of resolution, relief–Takumi recovered in seconds.
「Not yet, we’re not done! Arman! In my world, we don’t use mirrors, we use lenses to collect and converge the light.」
『What? I see. So that’s the principle. I knew Takumi’s world was advanced…』
「I really wish you’d stop being this half-baked man」
The men discuss the principles of the camera while drawing on the table.
These crude yet competent old men are much worse than ordinary bad old men. Yael gained another useless piece of knowledge.