Chapter 682: Appeal of brown elves
I talked to Nord-san and rather quickly the three sisters, Mira, Cima, and Lukino, appeared.
“You’ve already gone south. That was quick
“Do you want some of what I just cooked? Cima’s mystery dish”
“Don’t call it a mystery! Don’t make it my fault alone! You two were working together!”
It seemed that she was still cooking whenever she had free time. Then, the girls brought in a wagon something that looked like a big cake. If it were only in shape, it could be called a cake, so my first impression was that it was a cake. However, what was elaborately assembled were small pieces of meat, fruits, and various vegetables, and I could not feel the lightness of a cake at all. I think it is more like a relative of meat pie, but I have never seen ingredients assembled three-dimensionally like this, so I honestly don’t know what to say about it.
“It’s called Cima Meat”
“It looks like my meat! You look like a bad guy who makes people eat their own meat!”
……There are girls like that in the world, though. No, specifically Breakcore. The slaves, including Neia, who is a gourmand, were not intimidated by the heaping mounds of meat.
“How are we going to eat it?”
“Ho. Shouldn’t we just grab it by the handful?”
“It would be unkind to disturb the beautifully arranged meat”
“You can cut it up with a knife”
“Does anyone have a clean knife?”
Neia, Laila, Anzeros, Luna, and Fennel. Fennel is probably going to serve everyone rather than wanting to eat. So Mira snaps her fingers at the maid, and the maid nearby quickly brings out a cooking knife.
“Here you go”
“Ah, thanks”
For some reason, I, who was a little further away, had to receive it. I was forced to cut the meat cake into small pieces as everyone’s eyes were on me. I had no choice but to cut up the meat cake……?
“Well, you see, we’re heading north again”
I explained the current situation to Mira and the others while moving my hands. We are going to fly over the desert in a dragon formation, stay at Luna’s hometown, the cat beast colony, for a day, and then head to Polka.
“……E, Emm”
……After speaking that much, I’m a little worried about what I’m going to say. I promised to give them a cumshot, so follow me? No, that’s what I should say while cutting the food. I mean, I don’t have to take them all the way out of Tulk, I can do that in a few hours here. Umm. If that’s the case, what should I say to them after this?
“Do you want to take these girls with you?”
Lady interrupted me as she picked up a slice of meat cake. I nodded, a little worried.
“Since we’ve come all this way……”
I couldn’t give any other reason. I was surprised to see Lady eating a generous 300 grams of meat in two bites, and was thinking about how to invite her, when Mira looked troubled.
“Trot isn’t very friendly to dark elves, is it? I don’t care about invincible characters like Dianne and Hilda, but we’re a little worried”
“What do you mean by invincible?”
“Those two have the ability to treat everyone equally, don’t you? We can’t do that”
Oh, yeah. They are invincible, in a sense. Dianne is an expert in martial arts and Hilda is an expert who can be feared by all because of her medical skills and eroticism. Even the elves of the north, who treat dark elves in a discriminatory manner, are so easily outmatched. Nord-san probably wouldn’t be able to attract a conservative elf if she came across one in Polka, either. Her presence is different from that of ordinary people. But what about Mira and the others? At least at a glance, they don’t seem like ordinary people. What would happen if such a person suddenly went to Polka……hmm.
“No, it’s a good opportunity to gauge the awareness of those in the Elven realm. I hope you will come”
Irina said as Fennel gave her a rather small slice of it.
“We have made friends, albeit awkwardly, with the humans of Trot, whom the old conservatives once regarded as their sworn enemies. But that is not enough. At present, we are getting along well with the gentle inhabitants of Polka, but it is not possible for the people of the nine clans, the top of the Elven race, to be good only in such a spoiled situation. Only those who are prepared to meet with dark elves, dwarves, and all other races in a gentlemanly manner are qualified to show their faces in the ideal world of Polka”
“Are you going to use Mira and the others as examiners for that?”
“If possible. If you have any unpleasant feelings about it, feel free to report them to me. The elves should not be allowed to keep their own face in that place. So that they can continue to be good neighbors to Polka for generations to come, and beyond”
Because of its location and the presence of a top-class clan leader, the elven race has the upper hand in Polka. However, we must not snub our noses at them. There is a crossbow garrison in Polka, and the people of Kalwin will eventually move into the neighborhood. In time, the town will surely become a cosmopolitan place. Irina’s wish to be a 「Well-mannered first guest」 who gets along with all her neighbors was a noble one. But is it a win-win proposition for Mira and her sisters who were asked to come to Polka even though they might suffer real harm from it. ……I think.
“Well, if that’s the way it’s going to be, it should be interesting”
Lukino-san grins and gets on board.
“Eh, you’re serious? You’re going?”
“I mean, that’s what it is, right? I’m sure you’ll be able to make friends with the elves there, right?”
“That’s true, but……it’s like they’re saying that you might meet someone even if you’re not”
“If everyone is hostile and it’s like a pinch of nails, it’s a pain to go, but isn’t it rare for elves to go out of their way to be on an equal footing like that? The fact that Polka’s miraculous spring is very good for your beauty also makes it worthwhile to go on such a tour. Above all, we are merchants’ daughters, and there is no harm in expanding our network!”
“Sounds plausible……”
“We can travel for free, without the hassle of walking, so what’s the harm in going? Besides, you know, Andy’s there”
“Ah……y, yeah”
“That’s……yeah, that’s true……”
The three of them glance at each other shyly, while glancing at me. It seems that they were also worried about the promise of creampie. All right. Somehow, it turned out to be a good flow even in front of the people of Carlos’s mansion.
“How many maids would you like?”
“Uwaa”
The head maid was suddenly behind me. One of the meat cakes I had cut up almost fell off, and Maia slid in to catch it.
“N, No, maids?”
“We’ll take care of the ladies’ personal needs, prepare meals, guard, assassinate, and even take care of Smithson-sama’s lower body”
“I know about the others, but escorting and assassinating?”
“Some of them have the knowledge”
What are you making the maids do, Carlos-san?
“First, let’s get to the point about taking care of Andy’s lower body”
Anzeros said with a dirty look, but I felt like this was what they were after from the beginning, so I didn’t dare mention it. It would be bad if I mentioned it. Nord-san, who had been silent, came to my rescue with a slightly fed up look on her face.
“We don’t need a maid. You don’t work outside the house, do you?”
“Yes. I’m sorry to be so bold, but if you need me, I’ll do it”
“Little brother will be back soon, so don’t be in a hurry”
“Understood”
Am I supposed to come back and have an orgy with the girls? Thats fine. ……Although I used some vulgar words, I was able to have a decent conversation. Lady looked like she was thinking, 「Oh my, you’re popular with the maids too」, but she let it go, so I was safe. Or so I thought.
“So, how many prostitutes can you take with you?”
Cosmos-san appeared happily and took the lead.
“What do you mean, take!”
I replied with unintentional vigor. I had held back from the head maid earlier, but I had touched on the topic.
“Of course you can use it as a comfort on the road, or as a technical instructor for the female slaves, or even as a subcontractor if you want♪”
“I thought Cosmos main store didn’t offer any services because it was all a hobby!””
“It’s just an expression of convenience”
“What!? I’m sorry. I mean, why are you so eager to follow me?”
“Nhuhuu. Do you want to hear it? Do you want me to say it?”
“……At any rate, we’re eating, so let’s not talk about anything more vulgar than this”
Sigh. Still, if she wants to go to Polka, there’s no reason to refuse. Any woman would be attracted to the noble cause of it being good for her beauty.
“I think you could take about 100 of my girls and put them in the harem. Do you know? If you can guarantee a decent living, it’s fine if you only have sex with them occasionally. It’s normal if you think about the stamina of normal humans”
“No really, I have plenty of those already. I don’t want to kidnap prostitutes to have sex with me”
“Especially the girls I invited last time, they’re looking forward to having you back”
“I’ll be back, and I’ll look forward to seeing them then”
“Andy……”
Anzeros looked surprised, but I had to say this to settle things.
“You’re still the same, Cosmos”
“Swallow♪, you’re still as magnificent as ever”
“The doctor said that Polka could do something about this flesh. Well, I thought it would be a little better”
“I see. Yes yes”
Cosmos-san and Lady are happy to see each other again in a friendly manner. I was eating a piece of meat cake and thought to myself, if we don’t leave as soon as possible, we’re going to be in trouble.
The head maid and Cosmos-san have stopped, but there is no guarantee that the other maids and the prostitutes who were involved before will not come rushing in here and there.
“Laila. Maia. Emma”
“Ho?”
“What?”
“Can I help you?”
“Let’s fly as soon as we’re done eating”
I say, and the three of them each nod immediately. To be honest, it’s not that I’m not interested in taking the prostitutes and maids with me with a bang. Considering that we are going to the cat beast colony for seeding, I can’t increase the number of partners I can’t afford to neglect. Also, I don’t know what to say to Selenium and Dianne. It would be complicated if I don’t at least talk to them first.