Chapter 839: Love’s Paradise 7
The ride to Talc involves Leda transporting the 「Flying Sexroom」. Honestly, I considered using a carriage instead. Since we’re bringing a group, shouldn’t we just use the 「Flying Sexroom」 as-is—comfortable but problematic with its limited capacity? Plus, riding this inevitably makes it seem like sex with me is a given. Of course, the ladies at Cosmos’s place are attractive, and I’m not averse to getting intimate. But if we go like this, it’ll look like we’re saying, 「Cosmos and the other Talc girls aren’t enough, so we’re going hunting for extras」. You might think it’s essentially the same thing, but bringing prostitutes is Cosmos’s own decision. I’m perfectly fine with the current number. If anything, my lower half is already too busy.
“Come to think of it, this trip to Talc, it’s fine that we’re picking up the ladies from Cosmos Main Store, right……?”
I confirm with Cosmos now, belatedly. Thinking about it, I only asked 「Want to go to Talc?」 without really clarifying the purpose. Cosmos smiles brightly.
“That’s perfectly fine♪”
“……Eh? Oh crap!”
“To be precise, I thought the ladies’ work-related sex might be educational for the two dragons. But bringing back a full load of ladies sounds pretty great too♪”
“But doesn’t that stray from the original goal of teaching the two dragons sexual communication!?”
Showing them examples might be barely acceptable, but bringing the ladies home outright would only push the romantic sex further away.
“Anyway, Smithson-san isn’t switching to exclusively 1-on-1 services. Once they find a starting point, it’s just a matter of effort. Having more people involved doesn’t change anything”
“That’s true, but”
Somehow, I feel like I’m falling for Cosmos’s scheme again. This makes me the ringleader of the whole bringing-them-home thing, doesn’t it?
We’ll depart in the morning, relying on the lightness of a small group and the comfort of flying with the bed intact, and have Leda fly non-stop. If we head straight for Talc without stopping at Basson or the Cat Beast Colony, we should arrive in about a day and night. I do wonder if such a forced march is wise……but since both Emma and Leda insist they’re totally fine with it, I decide to go ahead. Given the members involved, everyone’s worried about us, so dragging things out too much isn’t really an option either. The temperature in Polka is dropping steadily, and depending on the wind direction, it wouldn’t be surprising if snow started falling soon. For those from the south, that would mean their first experience with snowfall, and all sorts of trouble could arise. Plus, the Great Monster Invasion is approaching. We should discuss countermeasures with Lord Buster soon anyway. Regardless, it’s best to reach our goal without too many detours. I’m aiming for two or three nights. If we want to take our time sightseeing, maybe three nights.
“Still……why is Cima joining us?”
“What’s up? Can’t I?”
“No, it’s fine, but……”
The other members are two dragons, Cosmos-san, and Aurora. For the trip’s purpose, Cima-san feels a bit out of place. Since it’s also a homecoming, if she didn’t care about the group’s vibe at all, she might have invited Nord-san or Lukino-san too. But that’s not it, is it? Just as I was puzzling over it, Cosmos-san explained.
“Cima-chan is, you know, an employee……and if I close the shop, she’d have nothing to do”
“……Eh? That’s it?”
“Yes, that’s it”
It was very simple.
“She’s a female slave too, so it’s fine, right? You can have all the hardcore sex you want?”
“That applies to me as well. In fact, I have prior arrangements”
Cima-san, already wearing a revealing outfit, tugged at the neckline with her fingers, using her sisters’ most impressive large breasts to tempt them. And Emma countered.
“Now, now. The whole flight is sex time anyway, so get along nicely♪”
Cosmos stepped in to mediate. Aurora sighed at the newcomers’ clumsy travel preparations.
“Come to think of it, perhaps it was good we had the pretext of military duty. That’s why we could always act with such solemnity”
“Well, about half of it was my selfishness or detours though……”
“I’m only now truly appreciating how skillfully Dianne managed to keep everything running smoothly. Nothing beats progressing beautifully, after all”
……Ah, Aurora’s trying to be a bit of a 「Supervisor」 herself, isn’t she? Cosmos-san settled it, though.
“It might get bitterly cold on the way back, so don’t forget your cold-weather gear and waterproof cloth. If Irina-sama or Hilda are with you, there’s no need to worry”
Selenium came to see us off and also checked our belongings. She also brought preserved food for emergencies, a large first-aid kit with detailed instructions, and three crossbows with hundreds of arrows for me to use up to the attic. Honestly, even with spares, I probably don’t need three weapons. What am I supposed to fight alone when we have dragons and Aurora?
“Ah, right. We’ll need charcoal too”
“Why charcoal?”
“Well, both dragons are ice-type. If something happens and they can’t fly, you won’t be able to keep warm”
“What kind of mishap are you expecting?”
Even if burning enemies to death is impossible, I’d think magic could generate enough heat for warmth.
“Ah, and Andy-san, here’s a good luck charm. It’s the knife I used when traveling with Apple. Actually, I recently modified the sheath a bit. If you reverse it in an emergency, a mechanism activates and coats the blade with poison instantly”
“How worried are you, exactly……?”
“I can’t keep up with you lately, but I’m always worried about you, okay?”
Selenium said it with her usual smile. Yeah, you’re right. That’s true. Sorry.
A silver dragon took off into the clear autumn sky. Since it wasn’t planned to be a very long journey, few people came to see them off. Still, a few who knew the circumstances—like Dianne and Laila, who had approved the trip, and Maia and Irina—had made the effort to come and wave goodbye.
“I really don’t think that many problems will happen though”
“……Well, it is Andy-san”
“……Let’s not just brush it off with that one line, Aurora”
I know. I know. It’s true, I’ve had those no way encounters at the most no way moments, time and again. But this time? It’s almost definitely one of those no way ones. I mean, the destination is a brothel. And not just any brothel—the owner is right here. Plus, I’ve got two dragons with me, young as they are.
“If we expose our master to any danger here, it would be a lifelong stain on both me and Leda”
“Stop emphasizing that point. It’s making me genuinely feel like something bad is going to happen”
“To my knowledge, the very first sudden crisis Andy-san faced was when he was attacked by Maia-san while simply walking near the forest with Apple-san. That’s not something that normally happens”
“Let’s save that anti-miracle explanation for after we get back, seriously. It’s just too unlucky”
This time, we’ll travel safely and without incident. Because if we don’t, both Leda and Emma will be branded as useless, unreliable dragons, and at that rate, I won’t be able to travel properly without full-time protection either.
“Exactly! Because it’s such a sexy trip, after all~♪”
I glanced back and saw Cima-san already completely naked on the bed.
“So come on, Master! Since we’re all just erotic slaves anyway, let’s shove your cock in without holding back! Better yet, let’s drain every last drop into our pussies before we even reach Talc!”
“But I had the prior arrangement!”
Emma hurriedly, almost angrily, started undressing too. ……Umm. Maybe this is better than piling on weird worries.