Impregnation Reincarnation Adventurer ep013. To the Guild with Marie

 

 

「 If you’re going to the guild then I’m going with you 」

「 I thought you’re on a temporary retirement, Marie? 」

「 It’s still better to show up once in a while, right? 」

「 I see 」

Adventurers are highly replaceable in the workplace.

It’s not rare to see a face you used to see a lot until last week suddenly disappear. And so, if you don’t show up regularly, they’ll treat you like a dead person soon enough. And once they think that you’re dead, they’ll remove you from the job, even if you were friends with the group and partied with them many times.

It’s a basic part of the adventurer job party contracts.

In my previous life, I admire the scenes where heroes of games and novels pretend to be lone wolves and accomplish highly difficult quests solo, but I never want to imitate such recklessness since I started being an adventurer in this world.

It’s just impossible for me as I’m just an ordinary person that’s worse than a reincarnated person with cheat ability and level ups, but the risk/reward isn’t worth at all.

The only success for the solo players I heard about were only for three weeks. After that, I stopped hearing from him.

Besides, if you’re alone, you have less luggage you can carry compared to a party.

Water, food, equipment, and tools. Adventurers are in need of things all the time. The more you have, the less material you can collect from your hunt.

Since most of the income of adventurers come from selling the materials from the monsters they kill, the amount of luggage they can carry is directly related to their financial situation. And so, nobody goes out solo on purpose. Most of them have been kicked out of the party because of their shady background.

Therefore, you should make yourself known as an adventurer if possible.

How much accomplishments you’ve done, what skills you have, what kind of personality you have.

You sell that kind of information to set up a new party as soon as your current one breaks up, or you can get recruited to a party with better conditions than the current one.

In the end, it’s most profitable to work with adventurers of equal ability.

If you don’t know what you’re doing then you’re bound to stumble somewhere and disappear into thin air on your adventure. The reason why I got a certain rating in the guild and form a party is because I’ve been able to find the right line.

It’s a point in my career where I survived more than five years as an active adventurer.

That’s the only way people around me recognize my abilities and appreciate me.

The gossipers would call me a coward, timid, ready to run away, no balls, no seed, gay, either way, they insult me a lot, but in the end, the one who survive is the winner in the world of the adventurers and so you can say that I always win. I’m stubborn. I tell myself that

I always had that inferiority complex deep inside of me after all. I won’t deny that I gave some parting shots in frustration.

Well, in any case.

Marie and I exchanged a few words and went to the guild.

*****

The guild hall is noisy as usual.

A strange amount of heated attention pours from the people around me. It’s burning. Not only the adventurers but also the guild staff were in such state, which made me nervous.

「 Hey, doesn’t this feel weird? 」

「 Really? I think it’s just the usual 」

「 No no, the atmosphere is definitely weird! 」

Marie’s always been the center of attention.

I might be accustomed to eyes on me but I don’t think I’ve had this many.

I move forward while being cautious

「 M-Marie?! Oooh, you’re alive! 」

We hear a thick voice shaking the whole guild.

Walking towards us – going after Marie – sensing that it’s a suspicious person, I went and stood in between. I can’t draw my weapon in the guild so I crossed my arms and took a stance to shield her.

「 《 Burst! 》 」

Marie puts a lot of energy into her sharp, thin, and quiet voice.

I heard a burst. It’s close to a gunshot.

「 Ongyaaa!! 」

Marie fired an invisible bullet to the approaching thug. I knew the man who fell on the ground with a loud thud.

「 What are you doing, Danio? 」

「 Ouch, oh?! It’s Zalmen!! W-Why are you with Marie?! Get away from her, what will you do if your loser stink gets on her? 」

Why am I with Marie? That’s what I want to ask too.

Also, what do you mean I smell like a loser? If we were in my previous life, I’d sue you for defamation, asshole

Well, I did give my smell to Marie since I had sex with her, and I came inside her. So hearing Danio’s insult was actually hilarious to me. I know that this guy is head over heels for Marie. I know that it’s an asshole move but I know that my face grinned as I look down on Danio.

Danio saw the change of expression and he seem to be overpowered. He slid on his back.

「 D-Don’t give me that freaky smile! 」

「 Oh, really? Your face also gives people a hard time 」

「 It’s okay because I like my face, it’s still a hundred times better than your disgusting face right now! 」

Danio rages, spit flying.

He looks like he’s about to grab me.

Spare me from that.

「 I think that Zaryu’s face is much cooler though 」

There you go! And Danio’s blown away with eyes opened wide.

He’s taken several tables with his huge body.

「 Oo..Oororoooon!! 」

I sickening squeal echoes throughout the guild. They shouted “it’s the worst day today,” or “Danio’s bald!’ and “give me my drink back!” He’s also kicked to the ground by the quick adventurers.

I feel a bit of pity when he’s getting that much hate.

「 That wasn’t my fault okay? 」

「 Yeah, I know 」

There was a brawl in the tavern but that’s just normal in the guild. Thanks to Danio, the gazes around have scattered, so I’ll thank him for that.