Pure Love x Insult Complex Chapter 1335. Cleaning up / Good Night
Pure Love x Insult Complex Chapter 1337. TV Truth / Please don't show us Pity
「 You girls went to school this week, right? 」
Snatch, the TV comedian asks Eri and Rie.
It’s Yukino’s Friday night show.
As usual, it’s got nothing but a folding desk and pipe chair in the plain set.
It’s a horrible show that has the group on camera from start to end with no commercials.
Back then, it was just Yukino, Snatch, and Francie, but now…
To replace Yukino whose belly is getting noticeable already, Mitama, Eri, and Rie wearing their tiny bikinis are there.
Also, the mysterious masked warrior named Stealth Kinuka appears from time to time.
「 Oh, about that. We finally found a middle school that would take care of us 」
「 We’re thankful to them. And so, we went there this Wednesday 」
Eri and Rie replied.
「 So, how did it go? How was your first time in Tokyo school? 」
Francie asks.
「 Well, as for that, we didn’t really go to school that much back in Kansai 」
「 You know, our parents were Yakuza 」
「 Then they were quite the trashy ones among them 」
「 We hardly went to school 」
The twins said.
「 Huh, why? 」
Snatch asks.
「 Well, Dad’s drunk most of the time and Mom’s either drunk or stoned 」
「 There’s nobody in the house who can do normal things 」
「 Besides, our family was making a living by selling our lewd videos over the internet 」
「 If things go poorly, we know that the other Yakuza would grab us 」
「 There are drugs that can cause you paranoia after all 」
「 If you’re watching this on TV right now, avoid drugs and alcohol, okay? 」
「 Even if your heads are empty, you’ll only cause trouble to your family 」
The twins face the camera and said.
「 We sure don’t have a good memory with our parents, do we? 」
「 Yeah, as you know, our parents died in a stupid shootout where they stormed the house of their own boss 」
「 Their deaths actually saved us 」
「 Right, if they were still alive, who knows what they’ve done to us now 」
「 Well, we do know. Father was planning to sell us off as prostitutes 」
「 Oh right, that was on the list 」
「 They even auctioned off our virginity to the regulars who bought our videos 」
「 We have records of those who attended those auctions. If you remember that, don’t try to contact us 」
「 It’ll ruin you socially. Our Master’s a scary one, so he’ll be sure to crush you down thoroughly if you try 」
「 You should also delete all those old lewd videos of us if you value your life 」
「 That’s not a threat, but advice 」
The twins say while grinning.
「 You sure speak some dangerous stuff, stop it 」
「 That’s right. Putting that aside, how was your new school? 」
Snatch and Francie changed the topic in a hurry.
「 You see 」
「 Yeah 」
Rie and Eri looked at each other and then.
「 It hasn’t been three days since we started school 」
「 There were boys from higher grades who confessed to us right away 」
The twins sighed.
「 Like what? Why are you suddenly confessing like that? 」
「 Middle school is amazing recently. Aren’t you two still in your first year? 」
Yukino cuts in while she was sipping ice tea from the side listening to Francie and Snatch talk.
「 That’s not what it’s about Right? 」
She looked at the twins and smiled.
「 What is it about then? 」
Snatch asks.
「 You know, we’re on TV 」
「 And we even told everyone that we’re no longer virgins 」
「 So those guys thought that they could cope a feel of our ass or let them fuck us so easily 」
「 They thought that we’re dumb because we’re showing up on TV dressed like this 」
The twins smiled wryly.
「 The boys at school looked down on us, that’s why they were like that. Even if we reject them, they’ll just laugh it off. Must be some seniors from the club telling them to go confess or something 」
Oh, like how that happened on Megu because of a punishment game.
Those guys should just drop dead.
「 Well, how did you respond to them? 」
Francie asks.
「 We didn’t even reply 」
「 We just ignored them, like ants 」
「 I mean, if we ignore them, they’ll flip around and say, “You girls appear on TV, try to be more friendly,” “We’re your fans you know” 」
「 They seem to think of us as celebrities or something 」
「 What stupid idiots 」
「 Eventually, they’ll say “We’re going to dent your sponsors that you won’t be able to put on your show!” 」
「 Even threatening us by saying “We’re going to write some slander on you over the net” 」
「 Stupid 」
「 They sure are dumb 」
The twins laughed.
「 We never had sponsors in this show at all 」
「 Besides, which company are you going to send a complaint to? 」
「 Oh, you can’t even protest to the TV station 」
「 You know that some “dark force” is forcing to air this show regardless of the TV station’s will 」
Yukino’s show is one mysterious program that’s broadcasted every week.
「 You don’t get it, do you? You can do all your research or even send a team of investigators but you won’t get any info at all 」
Francie says.
「 Yeah, Francie and I get paid the same amount as if we’re on other shows, but the account name of the sender is different every time 」
Snatch said.
「 It was the Asian Children’s hand-in-hand conference last time 」
「 For me, the payment was from Meta Kusodan 」
That’s Kyouko-san’s naming sense.
「 Anyway, Yukino-oneesan, Mitama-oneesan, Stealth Kinuka, and we don’t show up on other shows, and we have no plans to do so 」
「 We’re not appearing in any movies, stage performances, or singing debuts! 」
「 I don’t like it when people say that they’re fans. We have no intention for that 」
The twins said.
「 Wait a second, aren’t you all getting paid too? 」
Snatch asks.
「 Oh look, Snatch Onii-san. While not as much as Yukino-oneesan, we’re also in a bad place you know 」
「 Even if we go back to Kansai now, the Yakuza will kidnap us and we can’t come back 」
「 I won’t speak of the details but since our parents died in the shootout with their boss, a lot of bad things happened behind the scenes for that to happen 」
「 If they want to know the truth about it, both Snatch-niisan and Francie-neesan will lose their lives yet we still won’t talk about it 」
The twins smiled.
「 We’re now properties of this scary Onii-san, but also, it means that he keeps us surrounded and protected 」
「 Like, we have good three meals, a place to live and sleep 」
「 We put on this swimsuit here but usually, we put on cute clothes 」
「 That “Scary Onii-san,” also says that he’ll “Take care of us” 」
「 We don’t have to worry about food, clothing, or even shelter, and they even allowed us to go to school 」
「 It would be ungrateful of us to ask for money after that 」
The twins say, but Francie;
「 But you girls are still young, don’t you want something? 」
The twins look at each other?
「 Rie-chan, want something? 」
「 Nothing much, what about Eri? 」
「 Nothing special. 」 Oh, I want a small ruler 」
「 You can find one in the mansion somewhere. I’m sure you there’s one 」
They speak brightly.
「 You know, the place Snatch-oniisan came to visit the other day. The house we live in is so spacious that it has almost everything you need 」
「 Oh, that’s true, I’ve gone there but I don’t feel like I remember much, must be because I got drunk 」
「 I do remember that it was a grand mansion 」
Snatch and Francie are under the effect of the Miko power.
「 That mansion has a huge library, I think it had about fifty years worth of manga there 」
「 There’s also a surprising amount of movies there 」
「 And so, there’s this onee-san who knows a lot about movies who teaches us 」
「 That Onee-san also loves manga, she even buys new ones 」
It’s about Nei.
「 And so, we don’t really get bored over there. 」
「 Besides, the house is huge that we had a lot of things to help out on. 」
「 Rie-chan and I do help with housework 」
「 We only do what we can, right now, we’re learning how to cook 」
「 We also got someone who can teach us sewing so we’re learning that too 」
Oh, Shiranui Shie-san.
「 We have a lot of things to do, and things that we want to learn so we’re quite full 」
「 Yeah, if you’re like that, you hardly get greedy 」
「 I mean, the clothes we’re wearing right now are much more expensive than the ones we had at Kansai that we don’t know what our own taste is anymore 」
「 We have a lot of Onee-san with good fashion sense, so we let them choose for us and teach us how to wear them 」
「 Recently, there’s hardly anything I want 」
Eri said, then she looked at Stealth Kinuka who’s hiding behind Mitama.
「 What about you Kinuka-chan, do you want anything? 」
Kinuka.
「 No, I already have the weapons I need prepared. 」
Hey, that’s not included in the wants.
「 What about Mitama-oneesan? 」
Rie asks this time.
「 I’m a warrior and so I only think of protecting Milord 」
Mitama said.
「 Yeah, that’s why the big sisters are the ones who think of Mitama’s fashion 」
「 Yeah, Mitama-oneesan and Kinuka-chan are quite the beauties too 」
Can’t we do something about these muscle brains?
「 Haaa, can’t break through you 」
Snatch is impressed.
「 Hey, these girls are weird! I still have my material desires you know! 」
Yukino complains
「 It’s just that if I say I want this I want that too much they might just kill me off so I’m not saying it. Although my everyday clothes and underwear don’t fit my sense of style, I can’t complain since they provide me with a lot of good stuff 」
Yukino’s sense is trash.
I’ve seen Yukino’s private room last May so I know.
「 But, I do plan on buying something once the child is born. I’m gonna go through a lot of pain for this so I’m sure that they’ll allow me this much 」
Yukino says while patting her stomach.
「 Yukino-oneechan, what do you plan on buying? 」
Eri asks.
「 Hmm, maybe a bag? 」
Yukino replies in a small voice.
「 Huh? You’re buying a bag and going where? 」
「 I don’t care! I don’t even need to go out, I just want a new bag! 」
Yukino shouts.
「 Enough about me! Go back to your topic! What happened in the new school 」
「 Oh right 」
Eri goes back on topic.
「 Anyway, we’re placed in special clas, we’re separated from the ordinary students, but… 」
「 Everyone knows who we are 」
「 During break time and after school, the boys gather around us 」
「 And so, the stupid boys who come and confess their ‘love’ to us also increase 」
The twins said.
「 Oh, I get the situation now. That’s rough for you girls 」
Snatch said.
「 But, won’t that be dangerous if it continues? 」
Francie worries for the twins
「 That’s right. Well, nothing we can do about it 」
「 We’re thinking of letting stealth Kinuka take care of the troublesome people from now on 」
The twins looked at Kinuka.
「 Oh, I forgot to say that. Kinuka-chan’s also with us in the middle school 」
Kinuka
「 Yes, I shall eradicate all hindrances! By Milord’s orders 」
No wait, I didn’t go that far Kinuka.
「 Kinuka shall punish all those who approach with evil thoughts using these iron fists! 」
Kinuka took out a hidden chain sickle and held it up.
「 Hey, that’s not a fist at all 」
Snatch retorts quickly, but…
「 Fufufu, I’ll make them taste hell 」
Kinuka swings around the chain sickle-like nunchaku and laughs.
Even though she’s swinging heavy iron, the axis doesn’t shake at all.
It’s showing off Kinuka’s overwhelming strength at a glance.
Eri grins at Kinuka.
「 It’s genuinely scary because you don’t know which part stealth Kinuka is serious, and which part is jokes 」
「 What are you talking about Eri-chan. Kinuka-chan is always serious 」
Rie told Eri with a straight face.
「 Kinuka-chan does what she needs to do 」
「 Haa, hahahaha!! 」
Kinuka continues her sickle and chain demonstration.
「 And so, if you try to come and confess to us just for fun, you might lose your life you know 」
「 We gave a warning here you know?! We won’t be able to stop stealth Kinuka at all 」
「 Haiyaaa!! 」
Kinuka swings the sickle chain around and then ends it with a pose.
Then.
「 This scythe is shaped to reap lives 」
She puts the scythe in front of her, facing the camera, and made it shine.
That’s scary.
But.
「 Kinuka, I think you did that wrong? 」
Mitama who has been silent from the side stood up.
「 You need to incorporate the Anjou style on the last part 」
She asks for the scythe from Kinuka.
「 Lend me. I’ll teach you how I use the sickle and chain 」
「 If you’d please 」
Kinuka bows politely and hands over the sickle and chain to Mitama.
「 Seiyaa!! 」
Mitama suddenly went swinging at superspeed.
She’s wearing only a bikini so her plump breasts sway around but she’s unfazed by this.
「 Haaaaaa, sei! 」
Her movements are much snappier and faster than Kinuka’s.
She uses the sickle and chain at will.
「 Anjou Arts Secret Technique Red Thunder Flash! Teiyaaa!!!! 」
Mitama threw the weight of the sickle and chain and the lump or iron pierced the concrete floor of the studio.
「 It’s Demon General Chu Tian’s secret technique, using it in full power will cause the entire floor to shatter 」
Mitama says while making a pose.
「 H-Hey Mitama, that’s enough 」
Snatch complains but Mitama ignores him.
「 Kinuka, your technique lacks in power buildup from the hips 」
She tells her sister.
「 You have to perfect the weight shift around the hips here. 」
Mitama shows her sister in a way it’s easy to understand with her body.
「 I see. Thank you for the guidance 」
Kinuka bows her head.
「 You’ll soon become a master of Anjou arts Kenpo. You mustn’t neglect training until then 」
「 Yessir! 」
「 Mitama returns the sickle and chain to Kinuka. 」
Then, she goes to the camera.
「 My little sister, Kinuka, and my respected sisters Eri and Rie, also, Shirasaka Yukino, and I’ll include Snatch and Francie for good measure 」
Mitama speaks with a dignified face.
「 No one is allowed to mock my allies. By any means, this Anjou arts Kenpo Master, Anjou Mitama, will defeat you! Prepare yourself! 」
She’s wearing a micro bikini and looking sexy, and yet.
Mitama stands with her well-trained and dignified body.
I get why Mitama’s also recently getting a lot of female fans.
「 Oh, Mitama-oneesan’s definitely not joking 」
Eri mutters.
「 Well yeah, she’s much more serious than Kinuka. 」
Rie said.
「 Well yeah, they have different common sense than ordinary people 」
Yukino smiled wryly.
「 I’m just an awkward woman in heart 」
Mitama speaks with strong eyes.
「 With that said if you guys could stop confessing to us if you’re not serious 」
「 No really, we don’t care whatever happens to you 」
The twins laughed.
「 I mean, we’re already sold 」
「 We’re sold, and also occupied 」
「 We’re properties of this scary Onii-san 」
「 You can’t make a move on someone else’s property. 」
「 If it’s not Mitama-oneesan, you’ll definitely be minced-meat either way 」
Kinuka, whose sickle and chain is returned, faced the camera.
「 I’ll cut your life 」
The eyes under the veil show a glare.
「 No, you’ve done enough of that Kinuka-chan 」
The twins sighed.
「 Oh well, Rie-chan 」
「 Yeah, can’t be helped, Eri-chan 」
「 With that said, why don’t we call our guests already? 」
Eri faced the camera happily.
「 Huh? Guest? Didn’t hear about that 」
Snatch is surprised.
「 Well, we didn’t tell you 」
Eri laughed.
「 If it goes on, people will think that we have no friends at our new school 」
「 So we’re bringing our new friends from middle school! 」
Then the twins…
「 Arisu-chan, come in! 」
She shouts at the entrance of the studio.
Then.
「 Excuse me 」
Opening the heavy doors of the TV studio…
Arisu wearing her middle school uniform has entered.
Pure Love x Insult Complex Chapter 1335. Cleaning up / Good Night
Pure Love x Insult Complex Chapter 1337. TV Truth / Please don't show us Pity