Disclaimer: The following blog is a fictional story created based on pic collections available free across the web. The events as depicted in the narrative are 100% made up, and meant to provide tantalizing context to the pictures provided. A picture may say a thousand words, but without a narrative, they don’t give you a story to tell. This blog is an attempt to create that narrative.
Hey guys! It’s been a while. So, here’s the story. Basically, after getting home from my drunken romp last week I noticed an email response in my inbox. Up until this point, everything I’ve received has been spam mail. I had been beaten down a bit with that crap and so I wasn’t really that excited. Basically, I had put up a bunch of online adds hitting on different marks. I released so many ads I can’t even remember them all, but I wanted to reach as wide a scope of ladies as possible.
Some offered gigs, some offered company, and some just had a dick pic of some guy’s shlong. On that note, if you’re a guy who’s a bit penis shy, yet you still want to send a lady your dick picture, there is a very easy trick. Simply google for some amateur dick pictures, and find a guy who looks better than you, but not so much better as to be unbelievable. Use some cropping, maybe twist the angle a bit if you really are afraid of google detect, and then send. It’s not your dick, but she’s probably not going to use a ruler to make sure.
As part of my experiments, I’ve included messages that lie, with bodies more fit and dicks more impressive than mine, and I’ve included posts that don’t lie. If this experiment is allowed to run long enough, I’ll get to see how much fraud women are willing to tolerate. I suspect that the pics shown are usually so ideal and doctored that most people learn to ignore them. It’s better to get the girl to come to you and be disappointed than to never get anything at all. At the very least, there might be a good chance at a sympathy lay.
Well, at least, that’s my running theory. We really won’t know unless we test it. Does honesty get the girl? Or does being a lying scumbag really net you more pussy? Of course, I’m getting ahead of myself here. Because the email that I received wasn’t one interested in me per say. I haven’t been suave enough and I haven’t successfully learned the techniques well enough yet to get any girl to sleep with me. So, even with dozens of ads out, I still haven’t managed to get any hits.
However, one of my posts wasn’t exactly asking for just sex. I asked for $ex. See the difference? I noticed that when I was looking up prostitutes. If you want the idea money will be paid, stick dollar signs were dollar signs ought not be. Thus, I put out a post asking for companionship, and laced the whole spiel with $$$. Well, I’m lucky it didn’t get banned by the administrators. I guess they weren’t paying close attention to my posts. The post actually stayed up and I finally got a reply a few days ago.
So… you just hired another prostitute Terrance… I hear a bunch of you naysayers naysaying. I would respond with a “no!”. Prostitutes have sex for a living. They have a cell number, probably a pimp, and are constantly online searching for their next John (name of a sex partner). However, there is a second class of girls, these are girls with unscrupulous morals. They’re women hard up for cash who are willing to occasionally bend their morals for a couple of extra $100s.
They don’t have sex every day for money. Rather, they live their life normally, likely working a minimum wage job, and when they find a cellphone they want or find themselves a couple hundred short on rent, they pop into the local adds, looking for a sugardaddy to finance them through the next month. This shouldn’t be confused with actual sugardaddys, which while I’ve considered doing it, I expect its way too expensive for me to perform on my current budget.
Anyway, long story short, I received an email from a girl interested in “showing me a good time.” She asked for one hundred fifty flowers for forty-five minutes. What is a flower, you ask? Girls like her think if you don’t call money money, somehow that allows you to avoid any responsibility in case there is a police man. I don’t know about that, but I do know if I came to our set-up time with eight dozen roses, she’d probably be anything but happy. Anyway, I excitedly replied, and the reason I was excited was because she sent me this as her picture.
Pretty Fuckable… but then again is there anything I wouldn’t fuck?
So, I excitedly responded to her picture, just hoping that she wasn’t some kind of bot masquerading as a real person. I was delighted when two hours later she responded. We exchanged emails and talked for a bit. I asked her for a naked picture, thinking that if I had many pictures in many poses, that I’d be increasing the likelihood of a good hit. She sent me this.
But who took the photo!
With her naked on my hard drive, I knew I was interested in fucking her. So, I agreed to her terms and she gave me a place to pick her up. She wanted to be picked up at a park. I think she wanted to be in a public place where she thoughts things would be safe. When I finally saw her, I was very happy that she was who she said she was. After that hooker, I figured pictures could be deceiving. After my last conquest, I’d grown a taste for more attractive women and I didn’t want to be left with my dick hanging.
So, a bit of context for my next image. I had made a joke in our email exchange about the stripe bra she was wearing in the first photo. I said it was cute and I was into stripes. I know, stupid comment. However, she responded by wearing a stripe dress. Can you consider anything so cute? I snapped a picture of her just as she came to the door.
Like a fuckable zebra…
She gave me such a cute smile that I wasn’t sure if I could wait to take her back to the motel and fuck her. Yeah, I had decided to do this in a motel this time. No sloppy car sex for me. It was a cheap place, like $40 a night, but nothing is too good for my penis. Anyway, I was already interested in seeing what she had under her dress, so I was quite excited. She got into the car and immediately looked over at me expectantly.
It was at this point she made a strange request. She told me to touch her boob. My mind didn’t really click at the time, but I guess she was thinking a cop wouldn’t sexually touch a woman if he was there to sting her. I’m not really sure if that’s true. I know a lot of people seem to think that cops can’t lie or make false promises or commit crimes while on duty, and I know a lot of that is a myth that has sent a lot of unsuspecting idiots to jail. However, it added to her cute charm that she actually thought that me fondling her boob for five seconds was proof I wasn’t the fuzz.
That said, I was feeling cocky at the time, and rather than grabbing her chest, I said, “How about you show me your pussy and I’ll touch that.”
If she wanted to check and see if I wasn’t a cop, I figured I’d go for broke. She then got back out of the car, and stood up. I thought I had pissed her off and I was preparing to apologize profusely until she got back in. Then, without hesitation, she put her leg up on the seat and did exactly this.
I thoroughly checked it out, it’s definitely not a cop.
Of course, my hand shot out like a moth to flame. I fingered her for nearly five minutes while she stood like that in the side of my car. It’d probably have been quite the sight for anyone driving by in the park. When she started moaning and her legs started buckling, I knew I was pushing things too far. I really only had about an hour with her, and I had wasted almost ten minutes on high school stuff. Thus, I had her get in my car and then we took off.
I high tailed it to the motel and then pushed her into my room. She smiled a lot. Maybe it was because I had the camera? I think she was trying to earn her $150. Unlike the hooker, she didn’t ask for it right away. I was thinking she’s probably inexperienced. We kissed a bit, something I definitely didn’t get with the last two girls, one because she was a prostitute and the other because she threw up and I didn’t want to. I helped her out of her clothing, and she seemed to be down for whatever I wanted, so I lied her down on the bed and I snapped some pictures of her.
She was happy to show me everything.
She had a really cute pussy, and so I took a close-up picture of it. The camera kept screwing up the focus and lighting and in the end, this was the best I could get. She wanted to know what I was doing, so I told her I was getting a before and after picture. I wanted to see what her pussy looked like before I plowed into the hole, and then after I’m done with it.]
The before picture.
She laughed and gave me a strange look, so I took that as my cue to just get things underway before they got awkward. Maybe, in the future, I’ll find a girl I can pose any way I want and she just let’s me use her like my own personal model, but at the moment, even if the girls are willing, I’m not really there yet.
Anyway, while I was down there, I started licking her pussy. I, for one, love eating pussy. I don’t know who are these guys who don’t want to lick a girl’s pussy, but think girls ought to suck cock, but I’m not one of those guys. I know it’s not always perfect down there, but I love pleasuring her with my tongue and feeling her writhe under my machinations. I’m actually a bit of a control freak in bed. Overall, if it comes to eating pussy or getting my dick sucked, I’d rather eat her pussy.
And for people who like pictures up my nose…
I did take a lot of images of me licking her pussy, and I couldn’t get any good ones with my face not in the image. The one above was the best I could get. Also, her pussy was as good as it looks. I guess after a hooker and a bar skank, I had lowered myself a bit into expecting women to look a bit dirty and used. This girl put on makeup, dressed pretty just for me, and wore a smile. She wasn’t some jaded whore who just wanted her money, but a girl who felt she really had to earn her keep. I guess she was afraid I’d turn around and walk away if I didn’t get everything I wanted.
I think after this I’m going to have to add another scientific criteria, cleanliness. I never really thought about it much going into the Xperiments, but there is definitely something to say about how properly a woman takes care of herself when you finally get to enjoy her. I may be willing to fuck a dirty slut, but getting to enjoy a clean person who tries is so much better. After eating her out until I’m pretty sure she orgasmed, I had her suck on my dick. She was a lot more restrained and hesitant than the bar skank from last week. That girl’s BJ was awesome and sloppy, while this girl licked it kind of like a lollipop. She kept stopping to wipe her mouth, like she was afraid she might look unattractive with my dick in her mouth.
Pictured: A girl worried about her image.
I let her continue to work on my cock for a while, but while she did that, I fingered her pussy from behind. After a while, she was getting very wet and I was getting very horny. I didn’t plan to blow it in her mouth this time, so I told her to lie back and spread her legs. She immediately did it on command. Maybe it’s just me, but there is something really beautiful about saying something like “bend over” or “spread your legs” and having the girl instantly do it for no other reason than you told her to. It’s really satisfying, and it really makes me feel like a man. Of course, I didn’t hesitate, and my dick slid right into her waiting pussy. That little flower was finally violated.
Damn, that was tight.
Her pussy was actually pretty tight, and it felt awesome sliding it into her. I played with her nipples and kissed her a few times while my cock slid in and out of her. She wasn’t smiling at this point. I didn’t get a picture of it, but she had kind of a partially opened mouth look. It was kind of cute. When I sped up, she closed her eyes. As I was getting closer and closer, I was waiting for that fateful moment. I hadn’t mentioned it prior, but I was a bit surprised she hadn’t demanded a condom. I realize now it probably had to do with her inexperience. I really wondered how many guys she’d had before I came in. Then again, maybe the innocence was all a gig… but if it was, she’s the one who’d get screwed.
Just as I was getting to the point where I was about to cum in her, I had an epiphany.
“Get on your knees.” I told her.
She immediately turned over. God, that gets me every time. I could amuse myself for hours just telling a naked women to switch positions and watching her do it to please me. That’s when I started fingering her butt. I thought she’d freak out or yell or something when I started hinting where my dick was going next, but she didn’t say anything. I think she was just closing her eyes and imagining she was some place different. I did have a little lube, so I lubed her butthole and then I stuck it in.
The hershey highway is open for business.
I had only had anal sex once before in my life, so I wasn’t completely unknowledgeable here. I knew, in general, what it’d feel like. I knew what to expect. It was tight, warm, and a little resistant. As to why I did it, honestly, she had been so accommodating, I just wanted to see how far I could take it. I know I probably should have treated the nicer girl better, but it was just too damn tempting to take advantage of her. None of that, extra money per hole bullshit. She came there to please me, and she did everything in my desires.
I fucked her ass for only about a minute. I was already really close to cumming, and so I came in her ass. While I was fucking her butt, she made a few pained noises, but I could tell she wasn’t into it. She had grown really silent and while I couldn’t see her face, I knew she wasn’t wearing a smile. I did her a favor and came quickly. She made a cute noise when she felt me blast her in the ass. I guess she was surprised I did it. I think not creampieing her was a good decision there.
When I finally pulled out, we started cleaning up. She was actually still trying to be friendly, because I hadn’t given her the money yet. I opened my wallet and fished out the $150, and you could tell how relieved she was when it came. I did manage to talk to her a little bit after. She chose to clean up in the shower and I didn’t stop her.
She said that she had wanted to ask me for the money up front, but she got a little nervous and didn’t bring it up. She said if I had left without offering the money, she might not have said anything and would have ended up crying. Damn… she’s cute.
She also said she’s done anal before, but not for money. Just twice for her boyfriend. I… uh… didn’t ask her if this boyfriend was current or not. I wish I had, but I’m still way too inexperienced at this kind of thing. I did ask her about condoms. She responded she’s on the pill and it’s fine. Well, I took your ass for no reason, I guess… sorry. I did mention her fear of STDs. Her eyes got real big and she said I had mentioned in my email that I was D&D Free (which I had). I assured her I hadn’t lied about it. So… fucking… cute…
My dick wuz here.
Before I left, I snapped a picture of that ass I fucked. Between her and last weeks conquest, I had trouble deciding which ass was finer. Overall, I think the drunk chick was hotter, but when I took into account how much more accommodating, nice, and clean this girl was, I think she wins hands down. Pure raw sexual attraction isn’t the only thing when finding women. I’ll need to take that into consideration in the future.
As far as her cute habits, I didn’t feel the need to correct her. Some guy’s probably going to fuck her and bail one of these days, or give her an STD, but that’s a problem for her and this boyfriend of hers (Was he the guy who took that naked image, who knows?). As for me, I’m on to the next conquest. Wish me luck!
Technique: Post Offering $$$
Cost: $150 +$40 hotel, most expensive yet.
XXX Success: Yes
Female Beauty: 6/10
Quality of Sex: 8/10
Extras (Anal, BJ, etc…): Yes, BJ and anal!
Overall Thoughts: If it didn’t cost so much, I’d totally bang her again. She may not be the hottest girl, but she’s got a great butt and I know it’s funny to fuck a girl for her personality, but this girl had a great personality that I’d love to fuck again. Having a boyfriend (possibly) was a bit of a turn off. I know I’m just paying for sex, but I don’t like the idea of my girl heading home to bang some other guy. Overall, I think this isn’t the best technique. The post sat for a while before it was answered, so this is mostly a waiting game, and certainly not something you can do if you want to get laid tonight. The girl turned out to be fun, but I feel this is a bit left up to random chance. She just as easily could have been an ugly girl with a shitty personality. Well, what can I say, I lucked out. On to the next one!