Chapter 395: Touring again, spring festival 1
I was still quite tired after having sex for nearly two whole days, one after the other. In the carriage, I fell asleep so soundly that I was surprised at myself. I sat down on a chair in the carriage and closed my eyes, but the next moment Dianne shook me awake. It’s normal to feel tired when I think about it. Even though I had to eat and sleep on the way, having sex with dozens of people as they demanded it was not something a normal person could do. I am numb to it, but I guess the reality is that even though my energy is increasing, I am usually able to get by with the help of the miraculous spring.
“Andy, Andy. We’re here already”
“Nu……?”
“Ho. I’d like to let him sleep, but that’s not going to happen. Shall I take him to the hot spring?”
“Are you going to recover your stamina even a little before the festival?”
Laila suddenly picks me up while I’m half asleep on Dianne’s knee pillow. I´m taken out of the carriage in a dazed state and wake up at once in the cold temperature of the morning.
“It’s cold”
“Ho. Do you want to soak in the hot water as soon as possible?”
“No, wait a minute, wait a minute, ah, emm”
I cleared my head. I was dreaming, or rather, I was slightly confused because I didn’t remember going to sleep and the scenes were flying by.
“……E, Emm, today is the morning of the spring festival……is that right?”
“You’re half asleep”
“Even though I didn’t even think about going to sleep, my consciousness was flying……”
“If you go that far without a miraculous spring, you’ll be able to do that. When you visit that colony, be careful not to get too carried away”
“There is no doubt about the date. It’s on time”
Dianne gave her assurance and exhaled deeply. I was afraid I’d overslept or something.
“Thank you, Airi. I’m saved”
I thanked the giant figure behind me as well. Airi shakes her head as she slowly and carefully moves the empty carriage to the side of the hunter’s hut. I guess she said she doesn’t need to be thanked.
“Now, let’s go to the Baron’s mansion as soon as we get the scent off at the miraculous spring”
Dianne declared. The festival will not be held at the baron’s mansion, but Selenium can’t move light and Jeanne should be taking care of Peter. We should probably say goodbye to these girls before we go to the venue.
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At the hot springs, Laila and Dianne bathed together as a matter of course. The crossbow corps members, who were in there first, were very excited.
“10……10-man captain Smithson, for what it’s worth”
“This is the legendary……the legendary 100-man commander Dianne……!”
“What, haven’t you seen her before?”
“I’m new here, so……”
“Laila-san’s tits are……as good as any! They’re fantastic!”
The festivities. Since we were planning to leave immediately after the festival was over, there were more than ten people taking a bath as it was the last bath, but I was familiar with the double big breasts sitting on the left and right of me and taking a half-body bath. All of them, human, beastmen and ogre, are all sitting on their haunches and staring at their tits.
“……Dianne. Aren’t your subordinates too well-controlled? I don’t mind them looking at my tits, but I don’t feel comfortable when they worship me in such an orderly fashion”
“Do you think I’ve trained them this way……?”
“Ho. It’s admirable that there are no uncouth people who would suddenly try to touch you”
Two men endure the gaze with a subtle look on their faces. The first to raise his hand is regular soldier Jean Jack (A former subordinate of mine).
“No one would be so foolish as to commit a crime against a dragon and 100-man commander Dianne! But! There’s no idiot who would turn his back even though he knows that if he doesn’t touch it, he’ll show it proudly!”
The others nodded in a controlled manner.
“Excellent”
“The best”
“Even the blue dragons are great, but……I can’t help but feel that the breasts of 100-man commander Dianne and Laila-san are overwhelming royal roads”
“I’m going to be using them as a snack while I’m on the march”
“Umm”
No, don’t get in the middle of it and have old Harry sit on his hands and knees and join the formation. He’s not marching.
“Come to think of it, Polka was a great place to live……!”
“The women here are giggly and attractive even at an age that is long past its expiration date elsewhere, not to mention the girls around age……”
“Elves are nice……and I can live strong into next year with just the memory of seeing Cherry Blossom Clan´s Fina’s butt line from a distance”
“Huhuhu, that’s sweet. I was there the other day when the master ogre came over here with his daughter”
“That’s unfair”
The members of the team are all immersed in their own bad memories. The members have changed a lot since the reorganization and the atmosphere has changed a bit, but it seems that the old-timers and newcomers alike are still in the same groove. I am not sure if this is a good thing or not.
“Shouldn’t it be better to punish them soon, Dianne?”
“Umm……”
Dianne gripped her temples in annoyance. And I’m going to be resented if I say anything unnecessary here……no direct attack will not come as long as the two are on the side, but I’m going to be exposed to a great deal of hostility, so I’m going to keep my mouth shut. It’s true that there’s a certain degree of shrinkage when asked why you’re cringing when your own woman is being stared at so much, but you can’t go wrong with those women. Considering the current situation of dating people, it can’t be helped if they stare.
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I went up to the baron’s mansion when it was warming up and my body was feeling better.
“Oh, you’re back!”
“Welcome back, Andy-san”
“I was afraid you wouldn’t make it”
Jeanne, Selenium and Irina greeted me at the door. The three of them were walking around preparing to go to the spring festival.
“Selenium, are you going to be there too?”
“Of course I am. I’m not sure I’ll be able to dance as well as I’d like, so I’ll just have to see what happens”
“……That’s fine”
I had a feeling that she was going to say she was going to dance.
“As expected, it seems that you are aware that it is not the time to overdo it”
Selenium pouts.
“The elves don’t have a special parentage unlike me and the dwarves. You should take it easy”
“I’m a little lonely, though”
“I can’t dance with Peter in my arms either. So let’s sing a song together”
“Yes”
Last year, Jeanne had not yet found out she was pregnant and Selenium was not yet pregnant. The memories of taking turns dancing with everyone are now nostalgic. The fact that they are both pregnant reminds me of the passage of time, and at the same time it makes me realize that I am here to stay in this Polka.
“Last year was like the biggest event in Polka history……but this year it’s even bigger than that. We’ve doubled the number of crossbow corps members”
Irina smiles as she mutters this.
“We northern elves have also gathered a lot for today’s event. I guess more and more people have gotten a taste of the new events at the sacred beast festival”
“The largest ever, I think”
Dianne nodded happily.
“The Baron said that he has also made it possible to serve a little cooking. But it is mainly wild plant dishes”
“Uhe”
I’m still not good at cooking with wild plants. All the girls giggle, probably because I made an overt face. And then, a hand smacks me on the head from behind.
“Even though the Baron-sama has gone to great lengths to behave, you’re making a disgusting voice, aren’t you?”
“M, Mother”
There was my mother with a dumbfounded look on her face.
“I wonder if my cooking was bad. I can’t believe Andy still hates vegetables”
“N, No, I don’t think your cooking was bad. It’s just that I’ve grown up in Trot´s capital since then……and vegetables there were always pickled”
“You’re making excuses”
“Because, you know……”
The 「Wild Plants」 used in wildflower dishes are different from the 「Vegetables」 that have been improved to taste better. After all, they are just wild plants that grow wild in the springtime. And even if you do eat them, there are some that make you say, why am I eating such a disgusting thing?
“Huhuhu”
But Irina, who was listening to this, smiled wryly.
“What is it?”
“Why do you think Guto-dono is able to give out more food than usual when the scale of the event is getting bigger and bigger?”
“……Do you know something?”
“The northern forest is also cooperating with the festival. If you want to contribute meat or fruit, you’ll have to make a deal, but if you have wildflowers that the elves don’t eat properly, you can get the kids to gather them in their spare time. Even so, the amount of wildflowers that can be gathered in the forests of everlasting spring is far greater than outside, where the grass still grows only around the river of the miraculous spring. And the wildflowers in the forest, filled with clean air, are much more palatable than those outside”
“Hee……”
“You can look forward to it. You can look forward to it. It may even turn Smithson-dono’s dislike of wildflowers on its head”
Irina was proud.
“……But that’s what it is, isn’t it?”
“It’s something that Irina is proud of, isn’t it?”
Selenium and Jeanne immediately interrupted her. The two are now becoming more and more reserved because they sleep and wake up under the same roof.
“I, I’m not proud of it. The gathering should be in the white clan’s territory too”
“Wasn’t it Christie who suggested it?”
“Ah, I heard that too. Christie-san is a scholar, isn’t she?”
“M, Mugugu”
This time Irina is laughed at by everyone. ……Keep it up.