Sakai Takumi’s a reincarnated person.
He’s a chosen one who decided to be reincarnated in another world with perk cheats.
Unfortunately, despite his cheat reincarnation, he started at the same age as his previous life–a dull 35-year-old man.,
And now he’s standing next to a dead dragon, gasping for his breath.
「I-I’m alive, it’s a miracle」
I thought I died there.
I took the job of slaying the dragon under the impression that I had my cheat skill, and I would be able to handle it. The dragons in this world are strong.
I want to punch my old self who thought that flying monsters were easy because I had my cheats.
I was promised cheats in the other world And so I became an adventurer for my first year without thinking too much.
I realized that this job won’t last long. It’s just hard, dirty, and painful.
Besides, I already had enough money piled up.
「Okay. I’m quitting. I’m retiring」
Takumi’s a legendary man who rose to S-rank in just a year.
And putting that to an end is truly a disappointment.
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「Hahahaha, so that’s why you retired? Takumi! Geez, what a weird and timid guy」
「I already made a fortune and I’m done being an adventurer…」
This is the city of magic, Luckeion.
Takumi, a retired adventurer was visiting the city, relying on his contacts from his adventuring days.
At the bar at night, he’s drinking with a tiny elf who looks a little over ten years old. A beautiful young girl with greenish blonde hair.
The picture has a great stench of crime, but this elf was a tiny hag, her real age already broke through four digits.
「Still, why did you come to me? Sure, I owe you some gratitude, wait…no way, are you going after my sexy body?!」
「No way」
Takumi wasn’t into young girls.
I met her on the streets before. I saved her from being attacked by a monster, and we hit it off afterward.
Mainly with the dirty jokes.
We were friends at the bonfire, and we talked about some dirty sex talk all night long, but I never felt like she was a woman.
「W-Well, I can’t really say it out loud, so come here and I’ll whisper」
「Woah, what’s this questionable mood?! Is it something lewd? Hmmm? Go ahead, tell this old lady」
She makes a circle with her right hand and slips her index finger into it, making lewd gestures as she speaks, looking like sexual harassment.
Frankly speaking, the Tiny hag elf is too much of disappointing hag to be included in the heroine bracket.
「I got to ask, is it true that you’re a brothel hag?」
「I’m a brothel Madam Don’t call it like that」
Yes. Yael’s a Brothel Madam.
It’s the kind of business where she mediates between a woman whose job is sex, and a horny customer.
I heard that her purpose for coming to the streets was to scout the village girls for her store.
That’s how she got attacked by the monsters. Deserved. This Tiny Hag just escaped a narrow death and yet she’s not showing any remorse, and she continued scouting as if nothing happened.
Takumi can’t hate that prick.
「About that. I have something to discuss with this Brothel Madam Tiny Hag」
「Woah, stop rubbing your hands together like a fly. You’re creeping me out」
「Don’t say it like that, I came here to ask for your advice. I want you to recommend me a girl! Even one from the stores will do!」
An old man bows his head to a teenage-looking girl, who wants to meet some women.
A picture of some unprecedented crime is happening here.
「You’ve made a fortune and that’s what you want? You’re quite an asshole you know」
「Shut it! You’re also a brothel Madam Tiny Hag anyway!」
「I told you not to keep calling me Tiny! I’ve been alive for four digits already! I’m a big woman behind this town you know!」
It’s a fruitless conversation.
However, Yael also owes Takumi a debt, and above all, she’s a professional.
Gulping down the ale, she clapped her hands and stood up.
「Okay, if that’s what you want, I’ll take you to the best one here! Come, Takumi」
「I knew you’d do it! Oh bless this tiny Hag」
And so the two of us went out in the town.