This chapter does not occur canonically. It’s a Christmas joke to bring a little cheer. Enjoy this Christmas Special with the theme “Be Careful What You Wish For”.
“Cinderella, what are you doing there?” Ariel asks as she walks out into the living room with Tiana in tow.
“Decorating tree…” Cinderella nods.
“We can see that, but why are you putting this shinny stuff all over a needle-leaf tree?” Tiana asks.
“Darling said… Christmas.”
“What’s Christmas? Some commoner holiday?”
“Darling said… day to give presents.”
The girl’s eyes grow wide and they get excited at the prospect of presents. The news spreads quickly across the girls of the mansion. You, the master of the household, would be giving each of the girls a personal present on the holiday of Christmas, which happens to fall tomorrow. Well, that is the way Tiana explains it to everyone else.
All of the girls are getting excited. The sex dolls who you made with part of your memories in their programming became invaluable sources of information about Christmas. In fact, the goblin army in the basement is already full on celebrating. They had made something called Goblin Nog, and even the superiors are drunk off their gourd, making full use of the sex doll serving staff as they party nonstop.
Your official harem has a bit more patience, and instead decide to celebrate the holiday right by decorating the whole mansion. Jasmine bakes various Christmas cookie recipes while Elena and Kida string up decorations. Ariel and Aurora sew socks for each person that they hang from the fire place.
It isn’t without some problems. Snow White has gotten into the Goblin Nog and come out butt naked, demanding a refight with you before passing out on the couch. Belle carries her back to her room, but seems to disappear in there with her for a few hours before there is a sudden shout and sound of flesh hitting flesh. Belle eventually stumbles out of the room with a black eye and broken glasses as well as chapped lips. It is anyone’s guess what happened in there, but it probably rhymes with money linguist.
“This holiday has many shiny things. This great dragon approves! But… where has master gone off too?”
Yes, as the place becomes very active with Christmas cheer and the girls laugh, chat, and mess around, the guest of honor, you, are mysteriously absent. The girls all watch the clock anxiously as they wait for you to appear. Jasmine is in the process of cooking the Christmas dinner and they are starting to worry you’ll miss it.
That is when the front door suddenly kicks open. You stumble in, dark lines under your eyes, your hair messed up, and various stains all over your shirt.
“Daddy? What happened?” Merida looks on in shock.
All of the girls except Snow White who is still hiding in her room come up to you with worried looks. You look in really bad shape.
“My love, where have you been? What could have done this to you?” Grimhilde asks.
“P-P-p-pun…”
“Pun?”
“Pun’s website…”
“Eh?”
“I… went to the comment’s section for this story and saw that the fans were saying…”
“My love! You must never do that!”
“Rookie, don’t you know those things are filled with garbage…”
“I…I… must…”
“Hero? What must you do?”
“I… must… fulfill… their… Christmas wish!”
“Wasn’t there some talk of presents earlier?” Ariel misinterprets excitedly.
“… Master’s eyes are starting to look scary.”
“Perhaps my love should lie down for a bit.”
“No!” you shout. “I must give my fanbase what they want!”
Tentacles appear out of nowhere. All the girls scream as they are suddenly caught up in the waves of tentacles as they wrap around them and tear apart their clothing. They immediately find their ways into every hole, Tiana especially, who gets violated in her ass and pussy by slimy tentacles. Before she can protest, another tentacle plows down her throat.
“Gegegegee!”
“What are you doing to my daughter!” Sebastian storms into the room and shouts.
“What the fans want!” You shout back. “They also want this.”
You stab Substation in the eye.
“Ah… AAAAHHHHH…… AHHHHHH!!!!!”
“Now, I’m going to skin you alive and wear your skin and rape your daughter while wearing your skin!”
“You monster!”
“You were slightly mean, so naturally I must murder your horrifically!”
You continue to stab Sebastian as he cries and begs for his life until he’s nothing but a bloody mess on the floor as all of the girls look on in horror.
The tentacle finally leaves Tiana’s mouth and she cries out in balling wails. “You monster! I hate you, I hate you forever!”
“Yes! My fanbase is increasing!” You shove the tentacle back in her mouth to keep her from biting off her tongue and committing suicide.
“Hero-san. What are you doing?” Aurora cries out.
“Ah, about that!” You point at her stomach.
A second later she bends over in pain as red starts to drip out from under her.
“Wh-what did you do!” She cries, landing to the ground in extreme pain.
“I aborted the baby! People don’t want you pregnant! They want you getting pregnant. Over and over again!”
You explode semen all over her, and a second later she becomes pregnant again. Then she aborts, then pregnant again. You laugh as you place her in an existential hell from which there is no return.
“Daddy, no!” Merida covers her stomach protectively.
You laugh again. “You’re just a milk bag anyway, so give me milk!”
You cast another spell and her tits suddenly shoot out milk like faucets. She let’s out a cry desperately grabbing onto her breasts as milk flies everywhere, covering the nearby Kida and the baka maids.
“How about we make it chocolate?”
You flip a switch and the milk turns a darker brown color. You pull a glass out and catch some of the milk in it. Taking a sip, you look at the Merida still desperately looking at you.
“Mmm… does the body good!”
“Please, Daddy!” You shove a tentacle in her mouth to cut off what she is going to say.
“I don’t understand… hero, what’s going on?” Ariel still looks at you with a hopeful gaze, having grown to love you unconditionally.
“Ah, that reminds me.” You wave your hand and a second later the King that summoned you appears.
“What is going on? Oh my god, Ariel… Aurora, you’re still alive! My wife, my child…” The man tears up as he watches the pair.
Ariel is caught up butt naked in tentacles while his wife is crotched on the ground, being impregnated and then aborted over and over again. As his eyes focus, he takes a step forward.
“I’ll save you my family!”
“No, He’s gone crazy. Husband, just kill me! Please kill me!”
“He, wh-“ his voice stops as a sword suddenly slides through his chest.
A moment later he collapses to the floor.
“Daddy!”
“Husband!”
“Should have done that in the first chapter!” You laugh maniacally.
Ariel starts to tear up while Aurora makes long wails on the floor.
“Hero… why…”
“Because everyone who fucks with me dies! Speaking of which.”
You summon that guy from high school that you didn’t like. You know that guy.
“Huh?”
You send him into a realm of infinite torture and death. Oh, I’m sorry… you guys want details.
His head is slowly cut off every day, blood and viscera and puss dripping down his desiccated neck as birds tear apart his balls every night. Then his head is skinned alive while he feels it, each strip of skin being separated by the muscle slowly over hours. Stick you hand into a jar of mayonnaise and just shove it in and out. Yeah, that’s the sound of it. Over and over again, all eternity. Balls torn apart seminal vesicle by seminal vesicle, causing unimaginable torment and pain. Are you happy! Are you fucking happy yet!
You’re not, because suddenly Ariel, Kida, Grimhilde, and Elena have dicks. “I said I’d give you all a gift!”
You laugh as the girl’s dicks all get hard, unable to stop the pleasure from the tentacles that are continuously raping them. You bring Elena and Jasmine over to you. While grabbing Elena’s dick and stroking it, you start feeling up the little girl Jasmine.
“Savior… this feels wrong.” Jasmine says.
“It doesn’t matter, I casted magic. You’re 18 now. Even though you still have the same exact body. And the same exact mind.”
“That doesn’t sound right?”
“Shut up and take my massive cock!”
The little girl screams and her brother protests as you continue to molest and rape the pair of them. Jasmine breaks about half way through so you throw her away. You are now raping Elena in the pussy while stroking her cock.
“I thought you weren’t into boys or kids?” She cries.
“I’m into whatever the comments section wants!” You shout back, blasting a load all over her ass just as she blasts a load onto her stomach.
“Whose next?” You ask, tossing Elena on top of Jasmine’s broken body.
“Ah, how about the dark elf over here!”
“Wh-who are you?” Belle asks a dark elf woman who is being violated by tentacles.
“I’m Pocahontas. I haven’t been introduced in the story yet!”
“Isn’t this a spoiler!”
“It’s all for my loving fans!” You shout, “Now, Belle, cum for me!”
You use the orgasm spell on her.
“Ah, ah, ah, ah! That feels so good. I love it!”
“You’re a pervert, of course you’ll love it! Okay, again!”
“AH, AH, AH, AH!”
“Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again!”
The screaming had stopped about twenty agains ago as bubbles were coming out of Belle’s mouth, her eyes lifeless and a puddle of all her fluids expelled on the floor under her.
“Rookie, why?” Kida cries, tentacles wrapped around her dick while penetrating her pussy.
“I already told you, this is what they want!”
You grab Kida and start raping her. It keeps going on, hour after hour. Eventually, she breaks, so you toss her into the pile with the others.
“You’re killing us!” Grimhilde cried, “Please stop hero!”
“Never! I’ll just make more!” you grab Grimhilde as she desperately struggles for her life, but it’s soon forfeit to your penis. “Barely lasts five hours, pfft, some demon lord you are.”
You toss her in the pile with rest. The tentacles continue to violate the elf and half elf until they two are nothing by white gunk, holes, and broken dreams. They go to the pile too. Before long, the broken corpses of seventeen women lie in a pile. Snow White had held out the longest. Her ass was completely obliterated by the time you were done with her.
“Hero!”
You laugh, checking the comments and hoping that your fans were finally happy now that you finally gave them what they insisted “they’d really do” in that situation.
“Hero, wake up.”
You don’t feel bad at all. After all, this is what you want! Plus, your stats are like infinity. And you have a Sword of Awesome with Infinity +2 damage and it is also Awesome. And like, you’re perfect, and have no faults, and never make mistakes, and will never find yourself in a precarious situation, because naturally, if “they” had written, they’d always have thought of everything. Which is what you are! PERFECT. Nothing bad will ever happen, ever!
You blow up the planet, laughing as you do! If you don’t have a world, you don’t have to worry about world building, or characterization, or… a story No weakness! With another wave of your hand, you summon boobies and pussies. Just boobies and pussies as far as the universe exists. Everywhere, every size, all over the place, at every point in all of time and space. The universe is now just pussy and boobies… it smells a bit like fish.
“Hero, wake up, it’s Christmas!”
Your dream has finally been complete. No story. Nothing interesting live diversity, just the oneness and you. Just boobs and pussy everywhere. You skip through the endless fields of disembodied girl parts, occasionally grabbing one or sticking your dick in one. Ah… true happiness.
“Hero! WAKE UP!”
You wake with a start, and the beautiful face of Ariel is glowing over you. Next to her are all the other girls. Ariel, Mulan, Aurora, Grimhilde, Merida, Elena, Jasmine, Kida, Belle, Cinderella, Tiana, and even Snow White are all present.
“I had the weirdest dream.” You shook your head. “You were there, and you were there, and you were there. It had something to do with Pun… argh, I can’t remember.”
“Well, no matter hero. Guess what! It’s Christmas day! Just like you wanted. Santa even left presents in our stockings!”
“Eh? He did?” You remember casting a little magic, but creating “santa” gifts must have been something you did while you were asleep.
You and the harem all head out into the living room, where in each stocking is very clearly a present. The girls all laugh and chat as you sit around the fireplace passing out presents.
“Ah, let’s see, first, Ariel!”
“Yeah! A present. Hmmm…”
“That is…”
“I love it!” She laughs and gives you a hug.
It was a collar. Not a girl collar. A dog collar. With her name on the label complete with a “If lost, please return to your mansion’s address.” Well… if she likes it, that’s what is important.
“Next, Mulan…”
“These are shiny, I like them.” Mulan said.
“Ah, they’re Ben wa balls. I’ll show you how to use them later.”
To sum things up, Aurora got a knitting set so she could knit blankets for the baby. Grimhilde received a phone that connects to her father so she can more easily communicate with him. Merida got some custom support bras that helped her keep her balance. Elena got thongs, and watching her blush as the other girl’s showed envy over how sexy they were was worth it.
Jasmine got a kitchen apron with a heart on it. Kida got a comfortable pillow. Belle got some yuri books. Cinderella actually wanted a maid outfit like the baka maids, apparently wanting to help clean the house. Meanwhile, Snow White…
“What is with this long string of beads that gradually get larger?” She asks.
“Ah, well, I’ll show you that one later too.” You laugh.
Although this holiday was just a random thing you set up, this looks like it would be a fun Christmas after all.
“Eh, but what did hero get from Santa?”
“Oh, me?” You aren’t expecting you got yourself anything, but just to humor them you reach into the stocking.
Then you feel it, your hands wrap around it, and you have no choice but to give a sigh. When the girls realize you’ve gotten something, they all get excited.
“What did you get, master? Is it shiny?”
“Ah, well, I got the only thing someone like me could get for Christmas,” You laugh.
“What’s that?”
You pull out the lump of coal that was sitting in your stocking.
“Eh? What’s that, a rock? Can you eat it?” Merida asks.
“No…”
“Then what does it mean, hero-san?” Aurora asks.
You chuckle, throwing it into the firepit. “It means I already have taken everything I’d ever want for Christmas.”
“M-master… your face is starting to look scary again.”
“Ah, that’s right, I needed to acclimate you girls to all the Christmas customs. Now, if you’ll observe, this little green plant I’m holding in front of me is called a mistletoe. You must kiss whatever you find under the mistletoe.”
“Ah? My love’s penis is under the mistletoe.”
You smile. “I see you’re a quick learner. Line up ladies! And Merry Christmas, to each and every one of you, and Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!”