Dual Cultivation Madness – Chapter 3 Release announcement

Okay, so here’s the deal. I set up an account on Royal Road. I’m looking to expand my fan base, so I’m continuing Dual with that goal. That said, it has been renamed to “Rise of the Midnight King”. I published the third chapter today on my website and on royal road.

It’s success on royal road does dictate to me whether it’s worth continuing. I’m rather speedily release the first 20-some chapters, and at that point, it’s either bank or break. So, if you want to see this story continue, helping it succeed on Royal Roads by following/comments/staring/mentioning in forums would go a long way to keep this releasing.

As you noticed, this is not going to be patreon-locked. I’ve been releasing daily this week, but that is temporary. The official release schedule really will depend on how popular this story becomes and how well it does attracting people to my site.

So, check out the story:

https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/24253/rise-of-the-midnight-king

 

And it’s still on my blog here:

Rise of the Midnight King

 

 

World of Women Release Schedule

I’ve started up just about every novel except world of women, and some people are asking me about when it will appear. The public releases still haven’t finished releasing, let alone the the 5 bonus chapters I’d like to put out with the pdf. Right now, I’m completing the PDF for NTR Crush with its bonus chapters.

However, if you REALLY don’t want to wait for two months, and you just HAVE to have WoW start this second, I set a Patreon goal. It translates to about $350. Once my monthly reaches $1800, I will immediately start releasing WoW on a weekly schedule, and you’ll see the next chapter within a week. If it reaches $2000, I’ll release twice a week just like before. The bonus chapters and the pdf will also still be released as normal.

As an added bonus, I’d probably just mass release the remainder of the WoW V2 chapters publicly.

If these goals are not met, no big deal. I will release in 2 months as planned, after the public releases are finished and I have time to complete the PDF. Also, just an FYI, for two releases of WoW a week, that $2000 goal is static. So, when I release in June, it’ll be once a week unless I’ve met that goal. Extra money, extra work, simple as that. It’s up to you guys! Thanks for all of your support.

Tales of an Enchantress – Chapter 50

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The small goblin was moving very cautiously. Each few steps forward, he’d crouch and then look both ways carefully. His ears seemed to be always open and he was taking great care to avoid running into any monsters. At the moment, he wasn’t part of a group. Goblins only seemed to be able to exhibit strength in number, so a single goblin could be said to be particularly weak. However, this goblin seemed to be on a mission. He was checking some rudimentary traps that might have caught rabbits or something. He was smart for his kind, and always cautious.

So, imagine his surprise when he looked out behind a tree to see me standing there. I had equipped all of my titles, maximizing my charm. As soon as he met my eyes, I activated my Seduction. I wasn’t kind or innocent about it in the slightest. I attacked this goblin with my innate magic as decisively as any adventurer would with their sword. It wasn’t so much influencing his mind as completely destroying it and substituting it with myself. Once I was done, there would be nothing this goblin would think about other than me.

“Hello, little one, come to me…” I purred, using my skill to identify the goblin’s status in the process. “Oh, my little Narg, you’re just a young one, only three months old, huh?”

The goblin paused, hearing its name sounded out. However, as I continued to gesture towards it, it shook its head and continued to walk towards me, loosing most of its previous caution.

“I won’t hurt you…” I spoke, causing the goblin to further lower its guard.

My skills worked all of the time now. That included Lover’s Trust, which meant that anyone I spoke to would trust the words I said more. I was only starting to realize what all of these skills meant. The truth was they meant that I wasn’t the same person I used to be. He came within arm’s reach and I affectionately stroked his cheek. As I made soothing noises and gestures, he seemed to grow less skittish, and more enamored. I pulled him into my grasp completely.

“Would Narg like to start my army?” I asked innocently.

The goblin smiled, an ugly yellow grin which included a bit of drool falling down his lip. He probably didn’t understand a word I was saying. All he knew is that my words were smooth and sensual. I didn’t care either way. This was the first of what would be many. It was the world that had forced me into this situation. There were the demons on one side, and humans on the other. What else could I do but find my own sanctuary?

“Take us to our home…” I spoke gently, gesturing for him to lead me.

Narg nodded, grinning dumbly. He started heading off into the woods, working just as cautiously as he was before. I joined him, keeping my head down, trusting in his judgment to maneuver these woods. Even with some sword experience, I still wasn’t confident I could handle a major threat in this forested area. At the very least, I had purchased a musky hunter’s cologne that covered up my scent. I didn’t smell pretty, but I wouldn’t attract dozens of horny monsters who would push me down and mount me either.

The beguiled Narg continued on his way, occasionally looking back and giving me a smile. The affectionate smile of a monster didn’t unnerve me like it once had. I was growing more confident in my abilities. I knew that at this level of seduction, the monster’s feelings for me went well beyond sexual desire. I had realized some time ago that there were various thresholds in love. When loyalty and devotion reached a certain point, sex seemed to cease to be an issue. They would happily follow any command I offered without resistance or want of anything in return. That was a level I had reached with this goblin in only a few moments.

Then again, this goblin was a first-class monster. This type was the first monster I had ever encountered in this world. In a way, it was fitting that this would be the first monster I’d start to build this army of mine. However, its level was low, ridiculously low. Any adventuring group in these parts would have been able to wipe out a group of ten to fifteen goblins with ease, including even Jerard’s group.

Adventuring groups had various rankings assigned to them. The group that had saved me when I first came to this world was like a C level group. Jerard likely sat closer to a high B. Any group that Bryson joined would likely be an A group. Suffice it to say, as someone who defeated Bryson, nowadays, I could have wiped out that first goblin group that had raped me when I arrived in this world if I encountered them today. Although, I say that without too much confidence, as I have no experience in battles with more than one opponent. The idea of fifteen goblins coming at me at once with steel drawn was still a terrifying thought.

“A farmhouse?”

I raised my eyes and let out this question as I realized the direction Narg was taking me. This was some kind of abandoned farmhouse. It had been left to the elements, and it looked like a group of goblins had taken up residence here. I noticed one in the ragged window curtains move as a watch saw Narg and I approaching. By my quick guess, it seemed like this goblin nest had about five goblins. However, I was not hear to fight them, so I did not feel any of the fear I should have. Quite the opposite, I had been out here for hours since I had banged that Baldy and the Scarface, and the thought of goblin cock gave me a strangely nostalgic feel. I wasn’t planning to have sex with one of them, but you never know how things will turn out.

There was a call that seemed like it might have been a goblin pretending to be a bird. There was more ruffling, and several goblins finally leaped out of their hiding spots with weapons drawn, quickly surrounding us. Narg shot them all angry glares, putting his body between me and the newcomers. He gave several screeches that had to be the goblin language. He didn’t really need to say anything though, because as soon as their eyes fell on a clear view of me, all the goblin’s loosened their grips on their weapons. The chattering instantly died down into stunned silence.

I held out my hands. “Hello… I’ve come hoping you will all join my family.”

I didn’t really know how else to word it. Telling them I hoped that they would become my meatshields felt a little more awkward, whether they understood me or not. There chattering finally returned, and several goblins ran off as if to go fetch something. Still more ran around, doing various things as if they were in a hurry. It only took me about thirty minutes before I realized what they were doing. The goblins had brought out several carcasses. Some of them were rotting, but they seemed to be trying to grab the ones in the best conditions. Others were piling up a bunch of sticks and trying to start a fire. In short, these goblins were trying to throw a feast. It appeared like I was the guest of honor.

I sat down next to Narg on a wobbly chair fetched from the farmhouse. Being directly targeted by my seduction spells, Narg seemed to be the most loyal of the goblins. The rest only seemed to take me as some kind of goddess or fairy they were required to dote on. Only Narg had accepted me as his master. Well, it’d do for now. However, I was realizing the language barrier would create some difficulty. I wished that one of my spells included some kind of babel tongue. My next level would likely go into updating my special skills unless the skill options that came up were some important like that.

The food had barely started cooking when there was a howl in the distance. The goblins started shrieking at each other, and I didn’t need to understand goblin to get the gist of it. In the goblin’s excitement of my arrival, they had brought out their best food and started cooking it. Most of the time, they left food raw. Fires and cooking were restricted and often done in special circumstances. This was because cooked food attracted other monsters.

This group of goblins was very small. Compared to the goblin group I had run into when I first entered this world, they were about 1/5th of the size. Likely, a large reason for that was because of exactly how dangerous these woods were. Goblins commonly became food. I noticed none of them were significantly old in age. They likely barely managed to breed just enough to offset their deaths.

Now, they had led a pack of monstrous wolves straight to the camp. Well, the goblins began to panic and run for their weapons, I smiled and casually stood up. Of course, I didn’t have the brain of a goblin. I knew the fire and the food would certainly attract more company. In fact, I was counting on it! I wasn’t confident bringing down larger monsters on my own, but with a couple of meatshields and a location with some barriers, they could buy me the time I needed to get a grip on anything that came. If things went bad, I’d let them sacrifice their lives for me.

Looking up at the sun, I could see it was starting to get later in the day. I still had time to do this. With a determined nod, I found a safe hiding spot. Narg grabbed a rusty looking piece of farm equipment and stood over me like he was my personal guard. He had even put a pot on his head, which looked a bit silly, but charming in a certain way. I sat and waited, listening to the wolves get closer and closer.

In this dense forest, they weren’t far away in the first place. They were likely a small pack who were just hungry and attracted to the food. This wasn’t the first group of monster wolves I had encountered in this world. In fact, you could say I’d grown quite used to this sort of thing. Thus, when I saw their massive frames break from the brush, I barely flinched looking at these massive grey creatures the size of small ponies.

The goblins made shouts, practically shaking in their boots. In a normal situation, they would have already fled. It seemed to be my own presence that had bolstered their courage. None of the goblins wanted to be the one who ran away in front of the goddess. Thus, they stood their ground, even as they shot each other looks like they were approaching their own deaths. As for me, as soon as my eyes locked on the wolves, I didn’t hesitate to strike.

Seduction, Eye of the Beholder, Monster Tamer…  I tossed them out while standing up casually. These were high-level first-class monsters compared to the goblin’s low levels. Thus, they managed to resist for a moment longer. It was only a moment. I concentrated on the alpha in the lead first. After I used seduction on him, the alpha shot me a glare like I was a bug stinging him. However, by the time I launched a second seduction, he was now facing me entirely. The goblins could only watch in disbelief as the five giant silver wolves raced towards them at full speed only to suddenly slow down. About fifty yards from the goblin’s line of broken carts and various pieces of discarded furniture, they had slowed to a trot with their tongues sticking out in a show of nonviolence.

The alpha wolf kept forward passed the barrier while the other stood a few yards away from the goblins and waited. The goblins were too flustered to attack. Narg tried to block the alpha as he approached me, but the wolf held a prideful look in his eyes and just pushed back the small goblin, shooting him a disdainful look as he reached my feet. The wolf fell down, prostrating himself in front of me. While he had seemed terrifying as he stormed in, his teeth bared and bloodlust coming off him in waves, my extreme charm had tamed him in the span of a minute. He now lied at my feet, as innocent as a dog.

I stroked his long ears and the rest of the pack took this as permission to approach. They pushed through the goblin barrier and then lied down around the fire. The goblins looked around in disbelief as the wolves took up residence in their farm as if they had owned the place all along. Slowly, as they realized they wouldn’t die today, the goblins returned to cooking the meat. They gave the more rotted meat to the wolves, who ate it excitedly anyway. With my presence as glue, the two monsters that never should have gotten along were suddenly forming a dependent relationship, eating together at the same campfire, sharing food and warmth.

As the goblins threw meat to the wolves, the wolves in exchange allowed the goblins to touch them. The two enemies who would have killed each other for food not an hour before, now started to see an advantage in each other. This kind of cooperation would not have occurred if I wasn’t there, and I couldn’t predict the ramifications once I left.

This would be the start of the goblin riders, a fearful symbiosis of two monsters that left many adventurers quaking in their boots for years to come. Even if I left, the changes had already begun. However, I wasn’t finished yet. I watched with narrowed, thoughtful eyes as the goblins and wolves slowly started to work together. I needed a lot more than a pack of wolves and goblins.

The humans had an army. The demons had an army. Why couldn’t I have one as well? I had lived with monsters for months. They were no less capable of compassion, love, and companionship than anyone else. My eyes began to spark. It was time to change the status quo.

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Whatsawhizzer Update

Since I got a bunch of random comments wanting an update on what I found out from my respondster survey, here is the outcome.

I will NOT be taking a break like I originally planned. I’ve uploaded my upcoming schedule on my blog.

 

World of Women – Tuesday and Saturday (Public)

NTR Crush: PDF Releases 4/14/2019. Volume 2 Starts 4/19/2019. Tuesday (Patreon-Only)

Enslaved Sister Harem : Thursday (Patreon-Only)

Hawtness: Tuesday and Saturday

Tales of an Enchantress: Saturday

Pushing Up Gravestones: Saturday

Timefall Saga : Time and Place: Sunday

The Hero’s Vengeance – Intermittent (Patreon-Only)

 

So, yes, I plan to bring back TOAE. I picked up ‘Enslaved Sister Harem’ as my next story. NTR Crush will also start right after the PDF is released in two weeks, while enslaved starts this week. WoW will continue to release public for now.

Please note, NTR Crush, Enslaved Harem, and The Hero’s Vengeance are all Patreon-only.

NTR Crush will release Patreon-only until the end of Volume 2, then it’ll be release publicly. That’ll be $5 for the most recent chapter and $1 for all previous chapters until Volume 2 is finished, then public releases. Enslaved will probably release similarly. Both will be one chapter a week starting out, and may increase to two based on circumstances.

The Hero’s Vengeance is a patreon-only story. It might release once a month and lock based on lifetime donations. So, 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30 lifetime. It’s a short story with only 6-7 parts, and it is about 12k words for the first chapter, so this is a more ambitious project. The link is below.

 

The Hero’s Vengeance – Part 1

Those interested in Automatic Girlfriend, Dual Cultivation, I Reincarnated in the Hero’s Body, or Pirates of the Storm…

If we’re talking 2nd place, Pirates of the Storm won with Dual Cultivation as a close third. Am I going to pick pirates up? Maybe… eventually, but probably not until I graduate and know what I’m doing with my life. As I mentioned to others, I will release chapters if you pay for them. The two highest tiers on Patreon include a chapter a month of your choice. So… if you wanted Dual Cultivation, you could guarantee it once a month if you joined my $50 tier. You could also pay me directly for chapters of a dropped story.

Well, hopefully, that answers your questions. Thanks.

Announcements and Survey – Whatsawhizzer

I am conducting a survey to decide on my future writing. It’s not final yet. I realize putting my survey in the ‘Whizzer is Dead’ post might miss some people, so here’s another place I’m going to post it.

 

As far as the future, new chapters may be coming out sooner than you think. I’ve more/less decided to start Volume 2 of NTR Crush as soon as the PDF is released which comes out next month on the 16th. I also may start a few new novels as well. We’ll start out slowly and see how it goes.

 

Take the Survey Here

 

The second piece of news is that on Saturday at 5 pm I’ll be doing a live Q+A on discord. I’m just trying it out. Have no clue how it will go. It might last ten minutes, it might go on for an hour. You can ask me questions, hear my voice with tone, so on and so on…

 

Join Discord Here

 

Lastly, a lot of people on the survey have mentioned my ‘breakdown’. It came to my realization that many people do not read PoC, and thus did not see the end of it. Simply put, my behavior was an act, or at the very least exaggerated intentionally. I don’t want to spoil it for people who still plan to read PoC, but just be aware I’ve intentionally been negative, argumentative, and as at least four survey responses called me, “prissy” for the last… roughly year. That was intended to be at it’s worst during the last month of PoC, which is now finished. The angry posts (all signed DG), the angry comments, even my conversations in discord… were intentionally confrontational.

 

This regrettably spilled into WoW, but remember, I started down this path long before I started writing WoW. Also, notice that WoW and NTR crush are not authored by Whizzer, but Whatsawhizzer… which is my name. I’ve been trying to keep the two separate for some time now. I guess the thing that’s important is that PoC is over and the “tantrums” will stop. It was part of a story, and it’s over now.

 

Thanks for all of the support, especially those who stuck around instead of jumping ship the second they couldn’t get another WoW chapter (which is coming out tomorrow, btw, look forward to a bonus chapter of WoW $5 tier). And even if you don’t support, thank you for reading and sticking around. I am glad you enjoy the content. You guys are great!

Whizzer is Dead!

It’s with a heavy heart that I have to announce the death of Whizzer. He died like he lived, fighting with his fanbase. Over the previous weekend, he was clicked to death by multiple users and then disintegrated into ashes. It’s how he wanted to go. When his wife was asked how she felt about his death…

She was… uh… fine with it.

Since Whizzer is dead, I, Whatsawhizzer, will be taking on all of his previous works. Thank you and please give me time as we transition over. You will not need to change how you donate, and Whatsawhizzerwebnovel.com will be the source of most future updates.

In order to better meet your needs, here is a survey that will help me make all future decisions for the Whatsawhizzer website.

You can do the survey here!

If you are a Patreon supporter, please take the Patreon survey link. Thanks!