Nope, never heard of it.

Kidding, we recovered all of the shit before the downtime. Thanks for waiting everyone.

Thank you to all my patrons who supported me and my translations for last month. Here’s the list of you all.

 

Jahannum
Naito
Mad Reader
Jonathan Matthew
Daniel
Rochfoot
porkchopsandwiches
nolan nickelberry
Damian lee
John
anaina
Landy moon
Calum
Jourdain Trautmann
John
Ventel
Battoth
Mikuri
Bruno Bastos
Archeron5842
Shadowshift
DDose
sparhawk6
Fightas
Wendhy Novizar Rigo
Jack
Daoist
Nyanmaru San
Ken Francis Tan
kupochan
Kanja
Bento
Renam
Black Jesus
sumcoolguy
thien
Teru Idyll
Eakganart Vanicharoen
Ndy
SyCry
colin fisher
Ogreri Alexina
Peter Hasselström
AO Beligerante
Charles Liu
Nickname
Nixie Elizabeth Corral
Vereth
Dicky wongsonegoro
Toir
EJ
Arkthema
Johny Nguyen
Anthony K Huynh
Sergei Iakhnitskii
Michael
John Angelo Bristol
Triple R
The Adamantine
Danny Khan
Richard Nguyen
steven
hamad algaeed
Rigoberto
Utoarth
JokerofEden
Derrek
Dominic Samson
Michael Alexander Kiss
rhz
Denny Hoang
chi un hong

Thanks to all of my patrons in Patreon.

Jahannum
Naito
porkchopsandwiches
nolan nickelberry
Damian lee
John
anaina
Landy moon
Calum
Jourdain Trautmann
John
Ventel
Battoth
Mikuri
Fightas
Bruno Bastos
Dicky wongsonegoro
Archeron5842
Shadowshift
DDose
sparhawk6
Thong Truong
Ken Francis Tan
Daniel
kupochan
Kanja
Bento
Renam
Jonathan Matthew
sumcoolguy
thien
Teru Idyll
Eakganart Vanicharoen
Ndy
SyCry
colin fisher
Ogreri Alexina
Peter Hasselström
AO Beligerante
Wendhy Novizar Rigo
Charles Liu
Nickname
Henrik
Bruno Trento
Giorgio Dela Peña
EJ
Arkthema
Johny Nguyen
Anthony K Huynh
Sergei Iakhnitskii
Michael
John Angelo Bristol
Triple R
The Adamantine
Danny Khan
Lauti
Richard Nguyen
hamad algaeed
Rigoberto
Utoarth
JokerofEden
Derrek
Dominic Samson
Michael Alexander Kiss
rhz
Denny Hoang
chi un hong

Hey,

Whizzer here! Don’t know who I am? Eh… well, I wrote Tales of a Seductress, Power of Creation, and edited the first 6 chapters of Inma. For anyone interested in any of those, I just wanted to give an update.

1. I’m mostly moving back to my blog, https://elementalcobalt.wordpress.com/
2. TOAS and Power of Creation will remain on this site, but if you noticed they aren’t labeled ‘original’, I moved them to their respective lists, TOAS is completed and Power of Creation is dropped.
3. Oh, yeah, you caught that. Yeah, I’m dropping Power of Creation. The project was a stress reliever while I was finishing TOAS, but frankly, it quickly stopped being fun to write for various complex reasons. It’s not you, it’s me. Or something. But who knows, if I get stressed writing TOAE, I might return to it.
4. I’ve started a Patreon to fund my writing. My wife just lost her job, so any help is appreciated. This will not be related to my translating work for the reincarnated villager. The link to patreon is on my word press.
5. Tales of an Enchantress will start posting on my blog, not here. So, you know, if you want to hear about it, you might need to go there. Its release speed will also be directly associated with my patreon success. I’m not saying I need a full-time salary, and I won’t work on a per chapter basis, but I’m the kind of guy who if I’m funded, I feel very responsible for putting out decent content, so do that if you want content.
6. Inma no Hado will still slowly be edited. Slowly… Slowly… Sloooooooowly.

Thanks to all of the patrons on patron, you keep me going:

 

Jahannum
Naito
John
nolan nickelberry
Cody Konczeski Sullivan
Ventel
Battoth
Ken Young
Mikuri
Fightas
porkchopsandwiches
Bruno Bastos
Dicky wongsonegoro
Archeron5842
Shadowshift
DDose
sparhawk6
Edgy Edgelord
Ken Francis Tan
Daniel
kupochan
Kanja
Bento
Renam
Calum
Jonathan Matthew
sumcoolguy
thien
Teru Idyll
Eakganart Vanicharoen
Ndy
SyCry
colin fisher
Ogreri Alexina
Peter Hasselström
AO Beligerante
Wendhy Novizar Rigo
Charles Liu
Nickname
Jonathan Niyomkham
Henrik
Bruno Trento
EJ
Brian C.
Johny Nguyen
Anthony K Huynh
Sergei Iakhnitskii
Michael
John Angelo Bristol
Triple R
The Adamantine
Danny Khan
Lauti
Richard Nguyen
steven
Endtoday
hamad algaeed
Rigoberto
Utoarth
JokerofEden
Derrek
Dominic Samson
Michael Alexander Kiss
rhz
Denny Hoang
chi un hong
Excelless

That’s a very long list. I’m really sorry for the 20$ patrons, I wasn’t able to give a satisfactory amount for the previous month. I’m sorry about that.

 

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Morning, I realized that I will have a light fever when I woke up so I grabbed myself some meds to have it cured early. I even tried to make a chapter for my readers. However, my body can’t stand(and I do stand when I translate because my table is a permanent standing table) so I lied down, waiting for my fever to go away. I mostly slept the whole day.

Night, I felt really cold and my fingers and feet going numb, had to go to the doctor at 10 in the night coz my guardians were in panic. Doc diagnosed me and gave me some prescriptions.

Wednesday, June 21, 2017 

I slept the whole day, with a few intervals of sleep, pee, eat drink. The amount of food I eat however has been reduced drastically that I lost 2kg in just one day.

Thursday, June 22, 2017

I slept the whole day, Near recovery. At night I felt my body lighter than the previous days.

Friday, June 23, 2017

This is the day I’m writing this, I’m still under recovery so I can’t have a very long exposure to anything that would bring back my fever, no strenuous activities. I’ve lost 2kg again. Total of 4kg in 4 days, and that’s bad. I won’t say I’m sorry for not being able to dish out new chapters but I will still continue to translate at my usual pace as I intended once I have recovered to full health.

Long story short:

Hey Guys,

Before you read the final chapters of Tales of a Seductress, I wanted to stop you for a bit and just give you a thank you for reading my whole story. I can say without a single bit of embellishment that I could not have finished this story without the support of commenters and the incredible community at this website.

That said, the big question everyone wants to know is whether there will be a second book. I will release a preview for the second book sometime after the finale. However, that’s where things get a little fishy. I have a couple of options. I originally wanted to edit up and put TOAS on Amazon as a self-published. If that’s the case, I would basically not be writing on here for a period of 3-6 months as I fix up and clean up the book to make a finished manuscript. If it’s successful on amazon, I’ll then start working on the next manuscript.

An alternative option is to start doing the patreon for chapters thing a lot of other people are doing on here. I’m thinking $5-$10 a chapter, but I guess I could do a monthly thing instead. Either way, the point is, I wrote a 200k word book for free, and I’m not going to keep doing it unless I start getting money for it. Let me know what sounds good to you.

In the meantime, if you like this book, let me know what you thought of it. Is there anything that can be improved? Reread the book, I think you’ll find a lot of fun foreshadowing. Comment on every chapter. But if you really want to see the next book, Share this book with friends and help drive up its popularity… facebook, reddit, I don’t know… whatever you think works for these kinds of things. Vote high for it on novel updates and make it seem worth it to start writing the next book.

Thanks to all my loyal readers, I hope you had fun reading it as I had fun writing it. It’s been a great couple of months. See you in the next book… Tales of an Enchantress. Now, enjoy the last two chapters of TAOS. Thank you!

Whizzer

Tales of a Seductress – Chapter 79

Tales of a Seductress – Epilogue

 

 

Thanks to all of my patrons on Patreon, namely

Jahannum
Naito
Cody Konczeski Sullivan
Ventel
Battoth
Ken Young
Mikuri
Fightas
John
porkchopsandwiches
Bruno Bastos
Dicky wongsonegoro
Archeron5842
Brian C.
Shadowshift
DDose
sparhawk6
Daniel
kupochan
Kanja
Bento
Renam
Calum Painter
Jonathan Matthew
sumcoolguy
Sergei Iakhnitskii
thien
Teru Idyll
Eakganart Vanicharoen
Ndy
SyCry
colin fisher
Ogreri Alexina
Peter Hasselström
AO Beligerante
Wendhy Novizar Rigo
Charles Liu
Nickname
Arthur Chen
Jonathan Niyomkham
Henrik
Bruno Trento
The Adamantine
Danny Khan
Lauti
Richard Nguyen
steven
Endtoday
hamad algaeed
Rigoberto
Utoarth
JokerofEden
Derrek
Dominic Samson
Robin Mattsson
Michael Alexander Kiss
rhz
Denny Hoang
chi un hong
Excelless

 

>Cousin’s wedding Yesterday (May 27)
>Brother’s laptop’s motherboard is fried.
>He has to record and render the wedding and the reception party.
>The other hired photographer always gets in the way.
>Brother has to use my desktop coz his laptop is dead.
>My facebook account got disabled by zucc for impersonation, few days before that I received notifications for zucc deleting my impersonators.
>I create a new fb account using my real name.
>Zucced after two days.
>Created another new fb account.
>Zucced in less than an hour.
>No chapters for yesterday and today.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>I ran out of tissues.

Ayy dudes, this is Nymph.

I’m here to announce the existence of MSB Originals.

We basically put together a Forum/Board for Authors who want to post their original novels on Machine Sliced Bread. It’s the same posting format with NovelUpdates Forum, and it won’t overload the main Translation site with too much unrelated (kinda) contents.

Check out MSB Originals here.

The domain is really ugly since I don’t have any money to make it pretty LOL. But as time goes, if we find success in this Original Novel Community, we’ll try to give it a proper domain.

Next, regarding how a new Author can post their novels.

Get your Synopsis, Genres, Titles ready – Ping me (Nymph) on Pun’s server – Give me the details, then I’ll post an introduction post on MSB Translation for you, linking to MSB Original.

It doesn’t matter if it’s R15 or R18, we have space for both.

Yes, you’ll need an account on MSB Originals and post stuff there. I’ve already made a post on it regarding how you should format your novel on the Forum.

Questions? Ping me on Pun’s server.

Peace!