Jobless Chapter 2 Lewd skills in another world! Contract with Cui
「Hmm」
It’s morning? I took out my phone to check the time.
「10?!」
This is bad, I’m late!
Oh, wait… I did say that I was quitting my job yesterday.
「I did say that I’ll take my paid leave starting today. Oh well」
Yes. I could wake up early today, but I don’t have to go to work.
Still, I once worked 60 straight days, regardless of the day off. The thought of not going to work and no longer having to see the manager’s face makes me kind of high.
「Come to think of it. The bird…」
I got up from the bed and then looked down at the floor. The bird’s already awake, and it’s eating the crushed cornflakes with vigor.
「Ooh, you’re eating… Or maybe you were too hungry to move?」
『Hmph, true. Food is essential to recover my strength. Still, it doesn’t taste great. Rather, it’s awful.
Even livestock eat more decent food than this. Can’t you cook a little better?』
「………………」
The bird ate up the cornflakes, which I left a good amount there, then moved to get water. Then, it started drinking through its beak.
『Hmm. I guess I escaped the predicament for the time being. Good job human. I’ll be in your care for a while』
「………………」
『The basics are to feed me three meals a day and snacks as well. Oh, also. I crave meat for lunch』
Oh, I see. This bird is one of those. They’re the type who demand the person who saved them so shamelessly.
Haha. It sounds strangely cute when it speaks in a tiny voice.
「I must still be dreaming. Okay, I’ll go back to sleep」
『This is reality. Geez. To think that you can’t distinguish your reality from your dreams…』
「What the hell! The bird’s talking!!!」
I knew it, I was just dreaming!! W-Why! How?!!!
Despite my surprise, the bird also climbed the bed. Then, it turned its pretty eyes on me.
『Listen. My name’s Cuirassuom Arvalmento Raoul Ga Lovak. I’m the Hero Guide 』
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Seems like I picked up a weird one. Cui told me her brief story.
「In short. You were sealed out of your power in your former world and banished into this world?」
『Indeed』
Cui seems to be a bird from a different world than this one.
Well, it’s speaking and communicating to me. There are reasons to doubt, but also reasons to believe it, I guess.
「Why were you banished?」
Cui tilts its head, then opens its mouth, or rather, its beak.
『I can grant those who make a covenant with me the powers worthy of a hero』
「Okay…」
『I’ve traveled to several worlds and saved them by empowering contractors』
Cui seems to be a resident bird of a world called the Heroic True World
Beings like Cui were born in that world, and then cross over other worlds. There they confronted numerous crises by empowering their contractors.
「Why would you do that?」
『Every time a contracted hero plays an active role, we earn something called hero points. Hero points are also indispensable for maintaining the existence of a Heroic True world』
In short, it seems that both the contractor who gained the power and Cui, who bestows it, benefit from it.
So, doesn’t that mean that Cui’s a good guy? I don’t know much, but it can bestow power on people to the point that they’re called the hero.
「I’ve saved a few worlds in the past. So, why were you banished?」
『It’s because I love to see women moaning and squirming』
「What?」
『The skills I’ve acquired have sublimated into lewd skills so I can make women more attractive. Then, just recently. I tested my new lewd skills on the elder’s da ughter』
「………………」
Shit. I don’t get what this bird is saying. No, I get it. I just can’t understand.
『I’ve had my eye on her for a long time. I’ve decided long ago to use my new lewd skill on the elder’s daughter. Then, the elder found out about it. My lewd skills and powers were sealed and I was banished to this world』
「That’s 100% your fault」
In short, this bird wanted to see the elder’s daughter’s lewd face so it used its new lewd skills, and as a result, got banished by the elders. Yep, the bird totally deserved it.
『With most of my powers sealed away, I’m limited in skills I can use. It’s frustrating, I spent so much time and so many skills to elevate my lewd skills…』
Is that a good way to describe sublimation? Putting that question aside… I have something to ask.
「By the way, you kept saying lewd skill. What exactly are those?」
『Oh, human. Are you interested?』
「It’s Kougo Touya. Also, yeah, I’m a dude. Of course, I’m interested」
After all, it’s a lewd skill from another world where there are talking birds! I wonder if it’s some kind of magic.
『Phew. Then I’ll teach you. The basics are doubling sensitivity and forced estrus. There are also pseudo-tentacles, manifesting vibrators and binds, even forced tinyfication of the body from abdominal penetration』
「Wow, that’s three times more magical than I thought」
Huh, Cui-san… Are your lewd skills a cheat? There were a lot of words that bothered me, however.
『Seems like Touya’s a promising man. Perhaps you can relate to the potential of my lewd skills?』
「By the way, what’s abdominal penetration?」
『It’s as the name implies, you temporarily penetrate a woman’s abdomen during intercourse. If you ejaculate inside, you’ll see the semen flow into the womb…』
「Huh, sounds gross」
『Don’t be silly. The fantasy filter will keep it from getting too grotesque』
「No, I think your passions going in the wrong direction」
But I like to see that, I never gave a creampie before.
If I see my dick pumping semen directly into the womb or something, I think that’ll satisfy the need for conquest like crazy.
「But, those skills are sealed, aren’t they?」
『Indeed. The only one I can use is Cui’s absolute contraception』
That means having all the raw condomless, creampie sex all you want. That’s an awesome otherworldly lewd skill.
And sadly, I’m a dude too. The conversation has turned lewd, and the skills in another world are unimaginable, I can’t stop my curiosity.
By now, I’m strongly interested in Cui’s lewd skills than the fact that he’s a talking bird from another world.
「H-Hey. That absolute contraception, can it work for partners I have sex with」
『…. Of course, that’s possible. If you become my contractor that is…』
「Huh?」
『Kukuku, Touya… Would you like to use my lewd skills?』
Gulp. I swallowed my saliva.
I mean, of course, I want to give it a try! It’s one of the men’s dreams to double sensitivity! I’d love to make a woman cum so hard with my dick!
「I-I want to」
『I knew you had the potential! As I said most of my power is sealed. That’s unfortunate』
「I see」
From the doubling sensitivity to forced estrus! Also, tentacle-play, I want to try it
『However, it’s up to you to break my seal』
「Huh?」
Just as I was about to give up, a bait was dangled and I took a bite. I’m not even hiding my interest one bit.
『You’ll become my new contractor and wield that power to accumulate hero points! In exchange for the points and money accumulated, it’ll release the lewd skills!』
「Why gold?!」
I retorted. I mean, what’s the point of using power to accumulate hero points, also, don’t charge money.
『Consuming hero points is essential to break the seal. And with you as my contractor, I can release lewd skills by consuming what you feel psychologically burdened by, and that is money』
「I still don’t get why you need money」
It must be that… Do we need a psychologically taxing ritual to pay the price?
By the way, what actions are likely to earn hero points on the subject of the contract? It’s said that it depends on the subject of the contract. In Cui’s case…
「It’s to be appreciated by people, especially women. And to cum inside women?!」
『Yes. There are several other ways to earn extra points, but one particularly efficient way is to cum inside a woman. Come on Touya! Make a contract with me and cum inside a lot of women! Every time you make a woman cum, I’ll regain more power!』
No, this thing’s a womanizer, not a normal womanizer, but a pervert who likes to watch women moaning lewdly.
But I can sympathize, and I’ve got nothing to regret.
「If…if I take a contract with Cui, can I use the otherworldly lewd cheat skills?」
『Yes. Depending on your efforts, I may let you choose which lewd skills you want to unseal』
「I’ve decided! Cui! I’ll make a contract with you!」
And so, even though I was a former car dealer, I signed a contract on the spur of the moment without checking the terms and conditions at all.